NEXT IN LINE FOR JOB GOD??? MAYBE, JUST MAYBE

We all know that 'Bruce Cambell' is God I think I've proved that on many occasions but if there was ever a problem that caused Bruce to lose his spot as God I think the one man good enough to take his place would be this man:

PAT SHARP

You may remember this guy, and his mullet as the host of a children's TV show:

"Wacky!....Fun!......Crazy!......It's outrageous!
Fun House... it's a whole lot of fun, with prizes to be won,
It's a real crazy show where anything can go.
Fun House... it's a quiz, it's a race, a real wacky place,
Use your body and your brain if you wanna win the game."

Yep that's the one boys and girls, 'Fun House' hosted by Pat Sharp along side his co-hosts the twins Melanie and Martina Grant, what a couple of hotties they were

The game consisted of two teams (yellow and red) of two children going through three games involving a lot of that gungy shit in all the colours of the rainbow to win points. Questions were asked after every game to earn yet more points, then came the last chance to win points the 'Fun House Grand Prix'

this part of the game sees the contestants 'race' around the track picking up tokens, it would seem quite dangerous having the kids steer one handed while they jump around their kart picking up tokens, but the element of danger was taken away by the fact the karts were traveling about 2 mph at best!

Once the race is over the tokens are counted up and added to the existing points and the team with the most points goes on to the 'Fun House' remember its 'a real wacky place' so obviously the winning team is happy. The losing team get a Fun House jacket, Fun House hat and a small stereo system as modeled by Melanie:

The 'Fun House':

The team get 2 minutes to go around one at a time collecting tags. They take it in turns tagging in their partner after collecting 3 tags. There are 15 tags in al together the more you collect the better the prizes were and the more you got. The prizes ranged from things like CD players and games machines to trips to theme parks to that mystery tour I always wanted to go on. It would have been cool if Pat was the driver! you know it!

That was 'Fun House' in all its glory, everyone remembers Mr. Sharp from it but what is that guy doing now days. Well as far as I can tell he's been on an ITV sitcom called 'The Slightly Filthy Show' as a DJ, He was on the Adam and Joe show and was also on 'Banzi'.

Well that's all from the Pat Sharp and his champion mullet, a mullet of god like proportion!!!!

Well done to Pat for picking up the gold Sony Award for best DJ in 1992, he did it for the fans!!!!

-Dan-