Stories floating around the school yard

Some people seem dead set on putting my favorite sport down thinking up new and exciting ways to put people off wanking when in reality they probably thought these things up in the shower while whacking off. tisk tisk. Here's a few little stories you might have heard. Whist discussing a good wank with a few friends.

Masturbation Makes you go blind:

What's up with this one the only way jerking off is gunna mess with your eyesight in anyway is if you shoot your load and it hits you in the eye, which I don't rule out as a hazard.

Masturbation causes your penis to shrink.

Masturbation doesn't make your knob shrink at all, if this were true I'd have the smallest one ever after all the wanking I do.

Masturbation causes your penis to grow.

I heard about this one whilst out with a few friends at my weekly trip to the sperm bank and decided to test the theory a solid week of wanking and constant measuring later I came to the conclusion this is a totally lie but it was a damn good week.

If you masturbate too much you'll run out of man juice.

Semen is a renewable resource every time you crack one off your body makes more. Good job really