Evil Dead, Trees, Rape and Horror

If you know me which I assume you do as your on my web site you will know that I seem to have a strange obsession with the Evil Dead trilogy. If you don't know what the Evil Dead trilogy is you a fool and I probably hate you, but I will tell you anyway.

Evil dead is a series of three horror films:

• The Evil Dead
• Evil Dead 2, Dead by Dawn
• Army of Darkness 

The Evil Dead trilogy has gained a cult following, now usually the term 'cult following' is just a nice way of saying basically a small amount of people liked it but the ones that did really liked it, but this is Evil Dead.

All of the movies are damn good and star Bruce Campbell who I'm guessing most people have never heard of, fools. So he's been in Xena we all make mistakes but if I start talking about Bruce Campbell I'll be here forever finding different ways to tell you how cool he is so I will move on to the point of this article.

The Tree Rape Scene 

In the first movie there was one scene that for some reason stuck out and grabbed my attention, not because it was majorly scary or in some strange way related back to a childhood experience I chose to block out of my memory until that time, maybe because it was so fucked up.

To understand the true mind fuck of this particular scene we need to go over the story a little, just so all you fools that have never seen the movie won't be left behind

In short what's happened leading up to this scene is:

Ash (Bruce Campbell) and friends decide its time for a little holiday, so they go to a small log cabin in some woods, just asking for trouble if you ask me but anyway. The group arrive at the cabin and set up camp for the night. Ash and the 'gang' decide to go look around the cabin, only to find some weird artifacts and an old tape recording machine with something prerecorded on it. They play the tape and hear some old guy reciting some weird occult shit, when will people learn that messing with this kind of stuff can never lead to good things, the passages being read are from the Necronomicon AKA the book of the dead which ends up waking the evil demon spirits, o dear.   

Well that's basically what's happened leading up to the Tree Rape Scene now we've got past that we get to the good part.

There are two characters involved in this scene, a young girl and a tree. The girl in question is Cheryl she's your usual horror stupid girl, but hey she has tits and that the only reason she was cast, and well the tree is a tree, aside from the fact its alive and horney its your average tree.

Cheryl

Getting back to the point, for a moment Assume its you stuck in log cabin in the middle of some woods you've never heard of let alone been to before, having just unleashed some demons upon our mortal realm, your feeling pretty fucking scared and you suddenly hear a noise.

Do you:
A) go find a corner somewhere huddle in a ball and find your power animal
B) go to the next room where your friends are and feel safe with them
C) decide its all to much and stick your head in the fire

All of the above options are better than the action she actually takes, she decides its best that she runs out of the cabin into the woods, dumbarse, she then decides that the old phrase 'to get over your fears, you have to confront them' is the way to go and she starts to shout and I quote 'show yourself'. How dumb is this girl I mean what is she going to do if the demon does decide to show itself, start a cat fight with the mighty undead, sorry lady your going to lose. Now this is where we reach the point of this article and where the fun begins, having finished shouting for the demon to show its self she is struck down by some branches, more branches appear and pin her down. By this time these branches have come to realize that its dark, no ones around and there's nothing stopping it getting a little action, so off come the cloths and the branches go to work making love to her in ways only a tree knows how.

here's a picture of the event its self:

After the tree has had its wicked way with young Cheryl, as seen above, she escapes back to the cabin, as you can imagine having just been violated by foliage Cheryl isn't feeling too good, she finds her friends and tells them that there's some crazy arse shit going in those woods but she doesn't actually tell them the 'ins and outs' of her experience, which I can't really blame her for I'd be a bit reluctant to tell people I just made love to a tree.

Can you imagine what the future holds for a girl that has been raped by a tree, it isn't going to be pretty. To Start off I don't think Cheryl's going to be getting a boyfriend anytime soon, would you date a girl who's last sexual experience was with a tree, no me neither, another thing is how is any man going to compare size wise to a branch its just not going to happen. But the real question is she how longs it going to take to get rid of all those splinters, just doesn't bear thinking about really.

But all this doesn't really matter seeing as not 5 minuets after being back Cheryl goes and turns into a deadite making her even uglier only to then be locked in the basement by her friends. 

Poor Cheryl she didn't have much luck did she really but then again I have no real sympathy for her she brought it all on herself running into the woods or even deciding to take a holiday in some dark woods, next time go to Spain or something.

Well that about raps up the Tree Rape Scene article, but I think we should take a minute to thank Cheryl for the 15 minutes of joy she brought us, Thank you Cheryl and god bless.