I'll start off by saying that this article despite its title is in no way pornographic, sorry if that's what you were looking for, but to make up for it click here.

This is the first of two Christmas updates, I'm not going in too anything about Christmas. Just the presents I received because that's what the holiday seasons all about, getting stuff, only poor people say other wise. I received some nice presents this year and for that I'm totally grateful but the purpose of this article is to go into one specific present my Gran gave to me.

o yes

Bruce campbell A.K.A. Ash,

this officially is the coolest thing of all time, Bruce comes with all manner of exciting possibilities, his hand is easily replaced by a chainsaw and vice versa, but perhaps the most exciting is the 'Motion Activated Sound', wave a hand near him and he says one of 5 phrases:

"well hello Mr. fancy pants"
"all right, who wants some"
"all right you primitive screw heads listen up, this....is...MY BOOMSTICK"
"Groovy"
"Marry me Dan"

it doesn't get much better than that I can tell you!!!!!!!!!

its like 'Toy Story' all over again in my room:

Move over Gene Simmons there's a new 'fully posable figurine' in town. 7 inchs 'pah try 18 next time little guy.

-Dan-