| I WAS GOING TO WATCH A BASEBALL GAME ON TV BUT IT MAY AS WELL HAVE NOT BEEN ON! THE CAMERAMEN AND DIRECTORS DON'T CARE ABOUT THE GAME, THEY JUST WANT TO SHOW ONE SUPER-CLOSEUP AFTER ANOTHER! NEED A SHAVE BUT GOT TO SPIT FIRST. A PLAYER RUNNUNG, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS! THE BALL FLIES THROUGH THE AIR BUT EVERYTHING ELSE IS A BLUR! A WHOLE PERSON RUNS , BUT WHERE IS EVERYBODY ELSE? WHEN I PLAY BASEBALL MY POSITION IS LEFT FIELD. STRATEGY IS NEEDED FOR EACH BATTER : PLAY HIM TO THE LEFT , RIGHT , DEEP OR SHALLOW. ON TV THE FIELDERS' STRATEGY IS ALMOST NEVER SEEN. WHEN WILL THE CAMERAMEN BACK OFF???!!! |
