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Phew! Rotherham, eh?

This signed autograph of the legendary Paul Shane would probably fetch up to three quid on e-Bay. Think on. There is money to be made in Rotherham.

Many of today's top drawer entertainers were born and bred in Rotherham.
Look, it's Paul 'Hi-De-Hi!' Shane, who can regularly be seen relaxing with a pint or five down at The Dog & Bollock, after a hard day's filming on the set of his latest smash hit 'Holby City'.
Please note: You might think it would be piss funny to sneak up behind him and shout 'Hi-De-Hi!' in his earhole, but The Pigeon Loft does not condone this sort of behaviour, and he is likely to tell you to fuck off, 'cos he can be a bit of a miserable bastard.

This picture of a Guide to the famous Rotherham Walking Festival (??) is our cue that we have run out of material, and should not scrape the barrel any further.
We hope you've learned something useful about this happy little town, and feel fully equipped to tackle a visit to this most challenging of places in the near future.

Come back soon! Please. We're lonely out here on our own.