welcometonightmare

[narrator] Merton's alway's been scary but he's not nearly as scary as his dreams, I mean have you ever dreamt that your being very slowly devoured by a man eating slug, and he was veiwing all the gory details aswell, don't know whether he's telling the truth because he alway's has lied to get more popular.
merton:........and then the slug came up to me and started biting my toes then my shins then my knees then my thighs then my waist then my neck and my head came off then I woke up
me: merton, your dreams are about as scary as your sister
merton: ooooooh, thas very very scary beleive me
me: ok, maybe i was wrong maybe your dreams are as scary as two fluffy bunnies
merton: but come on, ok , i won't tell you any more of my scary nightmares
me: ok let me tell you something really scary, i was in my room last night and this, this light was glowing outside my window it went blue then black then blue then black and finally it went and i heard you howl and i heard somebody laughed really evilly and i was so worried about you i came to your house, i climbed up the fire escape and onto your balcony and tapped on your window and (hahaha) you woke up and saw me and then hid under the covers because you thought i was a ghost
(merton goes red and smiles at me)
merton: i didnt think you were a ghost i thought you were an angel and i was right
(i laugh so hard that i fall over on the floor and then mak merton laugh because of that and were both rolling around in hysterics when tommy enters)
tommy: guys what in the world are you doing
(were still rolling around and tommy starts to laugh and then fall over and all 3 of us are rolling around in hysterics just at that moment we fall into a hole but don't notice. Evil tommy comes up to me)
E.tommy: hey get up
( he picks me up by the coller)
me: put me down tommy, tommy what are you doing?
e.tommy: is it really any of your buissness
( hugo tells e.tommy off and he puts me down, i run away looking for merton and tommy
me: merton, tommy
(the camera zooms off to merton)
merton: jess, jess snap out of it stop it wheres tommy, hey you werent wearing that this morning hey what are you doing this isn't even my locker
e.me: it is now
(evil me shoves merton into the locker and locks the door, he somehow falls out of the locker and runs while he still can)
merton: jess, tommy
(camera zooms off to tommy)
tommy: hey merton cut it out remember i am the werewolf well so are you but, merton why are you wearing i love harley's t-shirt you don't even like motorbikes
e.merton: keep your big mouth shut!
tommy: i....i.........was only asking man
e.merton: well, don't why don't you go back to your computer and find out about stupid things like"goth"
tommy: hey, i thoguht you were the one who wanted "goth"
(tommy runs before e.merton could catch him)
tommy: merton, jess
(we are all runnin when we bump into each other)
merton: jess
tommy: jess
me: hi
merton: tommy
tommy: merton
me: hi
(merton hugs me gets a chain and a padlock out and locks us together)
merton: now, you will never loose me
me: oh goody
tommy: hey what about me
merton oh you can just, follow us
tommy: no i cant
merton: oh, come on, your a big werewolf
(tommy turns into a werewolf before you can say dont bite me)
merton: on second thoughts, i have another chain
tommy: thank you
merton: my pleasure
(we all walk down the hall and open the door, there is a big chair there, the chair turns around and a man sits there)
me: who are you
man: i am doctor e.ville
(we all jump back through a hole and land back at school)
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