| emzo: im sorry, i do think your a really nice guy but tommy: its ok, i understand (me and merton come back, merton with a bruise on his face) merton: ok, when tnt tell you to buy them a drink, do not say no, it hurts me: but i dealt with them merton: emzo, youd be some good werewolf emzo: aha, an invisible werewolf merton: actually that could be quite cool jess: emzo, how is 17, is he ok ok emzo: well, i think he gave me his phone number, hang on, here it is, 0907800294 tommy: merton, merton, buddy you ok man? (i look at merton and shout sombody call 911 (i would shout 999, but its in america)) me: somebody call 911 ( nobody takes any notice, after that insedent with the rapier) me: im a black belt in jujitzu, NOW MOVE IT (everybody gets their mobile phones and rush to their cars) me: merton, if you have played a joke on me ill ( the ambulences came so you dont hear what i say they put some stuff into merton and they say he has a broken leg, he then wakes up with his leg in plaster) merton: gaaaaaaaaaar, stupid leg, jess you wanna stay over my house for about 6 weeks? me: sure, ill be back in a bit, just going to get some stuff from my house, clothes, sleeping bag, books merton: ok (i go home then come back with a bundle of stuff) me: that should do it merton: that should last you for a year me: what a girl wants, what a girl needs (we do nothing but talk for six weeks then we are back at school, i mean, it would get a bit boring to write about six weeks) merton: thank you for looking after me jess me: thank you for having me merton emzo: hi, merton, your leg ok merton: yeah, thanks to jess me: but what broke your leg merton: well, when TnT threw me against the wall, there was a plank of wood there, i whacked it against that me: i did see you hobble a bit emzo: i have a trick to show you (emzo turns invisible then turns back again) emzo: now you see me, now you dont (end credits) |