Aah beer. With so many, how on Earth do we know which ones to get? Well, from numerous tasting sessions in Dunedin, here's some starting pointers... You will note a trend of high alcohol = higher score, but my favourite is still the slightly less potent but fabulous Emerson's Pilsener.
Duvel high-8-us, birthday 9 Duvel Morgit have been doing it well since 1871, so it's not surprising this Belgian ale ranks top of our list. The devil's beer clocks in at 8.5% and scored big when sampled on Sam's 24th birthday. The bottle looks like a squat dwarf. The liquid assaults the senses with a muddy, mowed-grass fullness. Burps of gardeny moores. Impares judgement: clever beer...
Aventinus One-off 8.5 A German wheat beer with a solid 8 percent alcohol. This big-flavoured beer is definately a oncer. The label makes me think of a chocolate bar, and indeed our final flavour analysis was "banana choc-chip icecream".
Blonde Mac heavy 8 - drinkable as heck From gorgeous Nelson, New Zealand comes a fine wheat beer of 5%. Tasted on my quarter century. That was when I was still standing. Spring blending into Summer: Quite effervescent, fresh, fragrance of cut lawn, begs for a curry.
Emerson's Pilsener chunky 8 A pilsener like no other! Locally (and organically) produced and easily my favourite beer of all time. 4.4%. Reminds me of Grandad's grapes. The label suggests being out in the country; simple, the good-life. Slightly effervescent - malty and fresh, grapey.
Old Nick Novel, sophisticated, stalking 8 This is a dark barley wine from London with a whopping 7.2% alcohol content. We uggest sampling as a skiing holiday fireside oncer! Burnt toffy - charcoal. Nicoteen stained. Amber colour - big head. It says "Watch out!". Smells like Velutto Rosso. Drink with pastachios & blue vein. Salty.
ABC lazy 8 The alphabetical stout from Singapore won itself an 8, but in retrospect, I think we were tricked by that big 8%... Treacle. Bitter as an ex-lover. Dense. Black as hell's poo. Porn movie, mud-tarseal.
Anchor Pilsener Excited 8 Another Singaporian beer. The label says 5% and screams of colonisation. Grapey. Big lager tip, effervesent taste, disipates quickly. Pilsener is good. Eat: brie, gouda.
Summer Ale BIG 9 Founded on the stunning West Coast of NZ, Montieth's have been crafting fine beers since the gold days. This limited release ale is flavoured with Rata honey and I recommend a refreshing couple round the BBQ this summer. It should be noted that the current release (2001) has a more chemical aftertaste and should score an 8. Yum! Honey to make bears go mad! Absolutely delicious initial burst (though aftertaste is much less). Doesn't taste like beer. Magic!

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