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| #Bumper Stickers |
| Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. |
| Eat well, stay fit, die anyway |
| Sometimes I wish life had subtitles |
| I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong! |
| My other car bumper sticker is funny |
| Don't laugh .. It's paid for! |
| I'm in no hurry, I'm on my way to work |
| The #1 cause of divorce is ... Marriage |
| If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws. |
| Men have feelings too, but who really cares? |
| Yes, I've heard of "decaf." What's your point? |
| Procrastinate Later |
| Have a crappy day |
| Mean people suck |
| Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot! |
| When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you |
| Reality is the leading cause of stress |
| Same BS, different day |
| I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now. |
| If men are from Mars, then why can't we send them back? |
| I always wanted to be a procrastinator; never got around to it. |
| Life's a bitch and then you die! |
| Was today really necessary? |
| The more people I meet, the more I like my dog |
| Few women admit their age ... Fewer men act theirs |
| I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure. |