I do not now, nor have I ever, worked in McDonalds. Although this picture makes it look like a did. What can I tell you? Life's funny sometimes.

Stick and move, Little Mac. Stick and move.

Hi, I'm Cookiepuss. And I'm from outer spaaaaaaaace!!!!

"Excitedly Pumping Gas" Part I

Here's me standing next to a giant typewriter eraser. You're welcome America.

Well.

Are you?

Sing, you big beautiful bastard, sing! Sing you heart out!

Jetson!

This is what I look like in cartoon form. This is for an animated sequence in "Armageddon for Andy". I am ADORABLE!