The Mother of all ......
Giant Sequoias   ..... scroll down for a timeline of World History
ALIVE! ALIVE! ALIVE! This magnificant living monument was alive at the time of the "BIG BANG".....Stardust is embedded in it's upper branches.
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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 ---- 4000 BC   Adam carved a heart with his and Eve's intitials in                            the first romantic gesture of love.

 

---- 3500 BC   Noah's "Bathtub Ring"

 

 

---- 2000 BC     Hieroglyphics inscribed give location of second                              and larger tomb for King Tut's Egyptian Mutt,                              "Phydo-the-Sphinx"

 

 

---- 0 BC/AD   Time is reset to zero by alien visitation   (Re: birth of                             Jesus Christ)

 

 

---- 1500 AD     Dinosaurs extinct!  King Arthur slays Leviathan,                              the last dinosaur.

 

 

---- 1776 AD   George "the quitter" Washington ax marks,  gave up                             after several attempts to "fell the tree", eventually                             settled for small cherry tree.

 

 

 

 

 

---- 1885 AD    Remains of a once flourishing tree house, built by                              an unfamiliar Swiss Family

 

 

 

 

---- 2000 AD The Little Family drills and plants C4 explosives                           into the base of this sucker just for the fun of it!

 
 

This KING OF TREES is located on the same Island
where I found the Titanic

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