Joe Scum

Joe Scum is the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. Pogo, who is considered the world's foremost expert on Joe Scum once said that he really only has three settings: angry, drunk, and angry-drunk. By no means should this be construed to mean he's not a pleasant guest at barbecues, birthdays, and bat mitzvahs. Quite the contrary, the presence of Joe often-to-usually means a fun night. It's just that when I say "fun," I don't mean, "Those girls we met at the Town Hall were pretty cool" kind of fun. I mean, "I didn't know you could throw a couch that far" kind of fun.

The Best of Joe Scum


Joe is unpopular.

Joe performs gymnatics on pastry.

Joe discovers a dirty hole.

Joe gets punched in the face by an 11-year-old girl.

Joe punches dog, me.
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