B-Mo

B-mo is a pretty fancy kid. He's more or less shaken the dubious nickname Gay-Ben, which stuck for a long time despite his nominal heterosexuality, but he's still more of a lady than most of the ladies I know. It's not that he's specifically effeminate so much as he's artsy and sensitive. I'm not sure any of us have any real idea what Ben's average day is like.

You know that guy where you go over to his house and when you walk in, he's wearing a bathrobe and a Doctor Who t-shirt, sitting at his coffee table, gluing tiny plastic robots together and singing Big Audio Dynamite songs in an operatic tenor? That's B-mo.