Lexicon



anonymous- a descriptive word ascribed to numerous people and business establishments of no apparent noteworthiness. Sometimes a compliment.


Beard, the- 1) Eric Reiter 2)Eric Reiter’s facial hair, including his mustache and sideburns.


beazles or beezles- a condition of cheerful undirected excess energy.


buys meat- is unacceptable, or especially, is unfair or unjust.


closet move- an act which is deemed unfair or uncalled for.


don’t wear no pants- is homosexual, effeminate, or simply unacceptable. This movie totally don't wear no pants.


eeeeeee- a verbal expression of concern or discomfort, usually accompanied by self-stimulating rocking or hand-wringing gestures and the tooth-baring primate fear-grin or grimace


Fear, The- a state or restlessness provoked by boredom or routine, especially the irrational fight-or-flight response demonstrated by young women suffering attachment disorders who find themselves in ostensibly healthy long-term relationships. You wanna go out tonight? I've been at home all week, I'm getting The Fear. also Yeah, they'll be broken up soon; I think she's getting The Fear.


find in the alps- to cheat, inconvenience, upset or assert dominance and superiority over. From a TV edit of "The Big Lebowski" in which it was used in place of "fuck in the ass." I totally got found in the alps on my taxes this year.


funiture- a plan or opportunity that is predicted not to come to fruition, or has already failed to do so


man-dicker- an appelation of derision used among close associates, rarely if ever applied to people who are genuinely disliked.


to muddy one's bunge- to cramp one's style, harsh one's mellow or otherwise upset one's preferred mode of existence


pamp- 1) noun form of pampy 2) one who is pampy


pampy - plaintively uncooperative and apathetic; generally whiny and infantile.


quitcherbitchin- proverbial device used to correct an insignificant or irrelevant problem. My car is too loud? Wait, I can fix that. Let me go get my quitcherbitchin.


...ster- The suffix "-ster" is used to identify people who exemplify an adjective characteristic. Some common usages include oldster, crapster, randomster, and awesomester


trouble, the- 1) a sexually transmitted disease 2)Relationship problems. From "Never dissemble the gun by yourself as it may cause the trouble and dagerous." a line from the instruction manual for a taiwanese air-pistol


thing- a widely recognized and acceptable concept or object. Did you just say "slut-whores"? That's not even a thing.


three bucks and a low hug- the the idiomatical fair trade value of anything, especially something of extreme value or of practically no value. Nice car. I'll give you three bucks and a low hug for it.


village- low class, poorly made or otherwise shoddy





































































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