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| -I've never seen that before, but I'm sure it's been done...probably in the Philippines. --Al -Wow, 50% off! That's almost two for one! --Marcy -Oh my God, I can't hear anything. I must be blind. --Marcy -I bet you are all really tight. --Vibro -It's concentrated cancer. --Marky Rob McHarmo -Shut up, you don't even have a Dad! --Dani -Why can't you people prenounce your J's --Greg -You know what's funny? A wet cat! --Greg -Do you want me to make you some chaps? --Jackie -Kamehameha is pretty long, we should say something short like Sha-zaam. --Marky Rob McHarmo -I'm a busy woman! I've got cats to pet. They aren't going to pet themselves. --Al -So...have you bitch slapped your sister lately? --Uncle Mike -Yeah time alone won't tell us shit. --Al -They're inside me and they're going chomp, chomp, chomp, and the other ones are going poke, poke, poke. --Jackie (on way too much cold medicine) -I've got this gorilla on my computer, and he tells me stories. --Danimal's Bio. teacher -Oranges are orange. --P.K. -You can put your mouth right on my tail pipe and breath it. --Danimal's Dad -It's like New Jersey people don't live there on purpose. --Al -I was gonna have you ride me. --Ben -I hungry, I need some Peter. --Ben -Remember back in the 80's when all the boat people came over... --Padams's R.E. teacher -Within the first four seconds he's going to be sucking out of your neck. --Padams's R.E. teacher -Do like the Italians do, give your son a suitcase, give your daughter a bed, and kick them out. --Padams's R.E. teacher -They're to dumb to even have an organization to fight back. --Dani -Padams has problems --Jackie -Wait a minute! I'm not Jesus! --Dani -I give you the pooty tang! --???? -I'm gonna jerk you off with my laser! --Aaron O. -You've stuck way too many things down my pants tonight. --Jaime -Get your hand out of your ass stupid! --Christy -Guys get in the closet, I'm gonna have sex. Mmgh. --Riske -I wanna have second hand sex. --Riske -We're gonna get you to open up. We gotta break you in. --Riske -Dude this kids so full of shit! He said he fucked a chick, look at him! --Riske -I cut it so good. --Timbo -Eating lemons makes my nipples hard. --Marky Rob McHarmo -I was dicked in the ass for a year. --Riske -Caring is just going to give me an ulser. --Rob -Screw Mom, all she did was breast feed me. --Laurie -Hey! Make no mistake, I like breasts and vaginas. --P.J. -You know what, you've got a shirt on...but so do I. --P.J. -Que...Que...Que? --Marky Rob McHarmo -S-SS-S-SS-S...Swizzle! --Some dude Rob D worked with -AWWWWW YEAH! --Some other dude Rob D worked with -Bush makes a retarded bacterium look smart. --Danimal's Bio Teacher -Kiss me! I'm seductive! --Jaime -Yeah, cuz ya know, my asshole is a load bearing structure. --Marky Rob Mc Harmo -Sunlight and Tootsie Rolls make pooh --Dani -"Like my Mom," is not the way to be, because she has a colostomy bag. --Marky Rob McHarmo -Shit, I'm open for business --Jaime -I wasn't showing any unrespect. --Vibro -He might as well be fondling a two year old, because its just as gross. --Dani -Well...she used to be a hippie, but now she's just ghetto pregnant. --P.K. -I want to get used hardcore. --Marky Rob McHarmo -Cock-wheel --P.K. -Yeah, fat chicks should die --Vibro -She looks pretty cute, but I'm sure there's something wrong with her --Vibro -Just don't rub your nipples, because I just don't want to see that. --Danimal's Mom -Well, I used to like Brian, but now that I've listened to more of the Backstreet Boy's music and watched their videos, I really like Nick. Don't get me wrong though, Nick isn't nearly as attractive as Brian. --P.K. -My ass is really fuckin hairy, you don't even fuckin understand. --P.K. -Well if you're going to go lesbo, you might as well go all the way. --Greg -Vulcans are the Jews of the Universe. --Riske -Padams you are a God forsaken chode waxer. --P.J. -Hey buddy, don't worry about it, I'm just Joshin'. --P.K. -Son of a bitch. --P.K. -My feet feel funny, and my heels feel wierd. --Marky Rob McHarmo -Yngwie Malmsteen, he would be the only one that could be in a 48 solo-a-thon. --Marky Rob McHarmo -Hey seven times nine is 41! --Marky Rob McHarmo -I'll just poor it on your windshield, and when you turn on your heat, "Urinal Fresh." --P.K. -There's some level of seductiveness that has never been reached by you for me to give you one of my twix. --Marky Rob McHarmo -Whenever you produce a poo it just sucks it out. --P.K. -Anything with the talking monkeys, I'm a sucker for. --Dani's cousin -I wasn't impressed with that moonpie. There was no fluff to it, nor was there any creamy goodness. --Al -Baby's are soft; soft as ice...or fluff. --P.K. -Hippies have been advanced for a long time. --Marcy -He just rolled in like the stoned warrior and let everybody know. --Tim |
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| A Letter From P.J. Hi. My name is Peter. This is my story. Hi. I like shakes such as this one that I am drinking right now. So. My finger such as my pinkie is sweet. So Dan, you and Padams are funning me to the point of wow! Billy M.K. Do not philophsic about that shit. My Story continues. Hello. Peter dwells in different skys and caves. Trolls are sweet. As are Elfs, but more cool than trolls. I am close to passing out right now so this... |
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| The laws of motion for the layman... By Al 1)Stuff stays where you put it unless it gets messed with. If you throw something, it won't stop until it hits something. 2)What goes around comes around 3)Some equation you'll never use |