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| Dialogues |
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| Padams: Dude if you fall I'm not going to catch you Danimal: Really, I was hoping you would catch me, dip me, and kiss me passionately. Padams: You'd get an unpassionate kiss at best Marky Rob McHarmo: Is that like an open mouth kiss wit no tongue Padams: No...He'd get a full on kiss, but there wouldn't be any heart or emotion behind it. |
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| Danimal: You want a pop yo? Padams: Yeah, that would be cool yo. Danimal: Alright yo. |
| These are real conversations we have. Really!! This shit is to stupid to make up! |
| Padams: Sorry Dude. I'm having trouble with my magical box. Danimal: Your vagina? Padams: No. |
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| (While playing NHL99) Padams: You suck Mike Madono! Marky Rob McHarmo: Is Mike Madono any good? Padams: Well, I wouldn't throw him out of bed. |
| Nicole: Untuck your shirt from your boxers...Oh my God you wore those underwear yesterday. P.K.: No I didn't, and even if I did it doesn't matter Danimal: Yeah, you could just shake out the chugnuts Marky Rob McHarmo: Dude, he doesn't get chugnuts because he never shits. P.K.: Yeah and even if I do it's just rabbit turds |
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| Al: When you think about it, Christianity is all about preparing for death, because death in heaven is supposed to be better than life on earth. Danimal: No way. You could never do it with two chicks in heaven. |
| (While playing pool, Dan misses an easy shot.) Danimal: Jesus Christ! Vibro: What about him? Danimal: I hate that guy! |
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| Danimal: Oh, wait I don't want to go to Padams's house. Greg: Good I don't want to see that fucker |
| Crazy Guy: So...do you like squash? Danimal: Yeah, I do. Crazy Guy: Well, do you like meat? Danimal: Yeah, I enjoy an occasional hamburger. Crazy Guy: Meat is bad for you! Danimal: I like vegtables too. Crazy Guy: Do you ever...rub your hands on the dandelions? Danimal: ...Sometimes. (The Crazy Guy then gave someone the middle finger, and Danimal walked away.) |
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| Marky Rob McHarmo: Galaxy of 3D Tetramania, Tetris Gold, The Next Tetris; your Mom really likes Tetris doesn't she? Padams: No, she's just being forced to play them by the man. |
| Marky Rob McHarmo: Have you ever put any thought into getting a one peice leather jump suit. Padams: Yeah dude, for like half of a negative millasecond. |
| Padams: These are just gay jazz CD's. Danimal: As opposed to a not gay jazz CD. Padams: Yeah, gay jazz sounds just like this (gay voice) DO-DO-DO-DOO Danimal: Awesome Padams: Yeah, somehow they'd ad the lisps and gay wrist thing to the brass section. Danimal: ... Padams: (gay voice) DO-DO-DO-DO-DOOO Danimal: That will never get old |
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| Danimal: Pepsi! Official sponsor of skanky hoes. Padams: Britney Spears isn't a skanky ho, she's sexing Justin Timberlake. |
| Padams: Dude, the two of us combined could totally kick Laurie's ass Danimal: Yeah! We could attack like the androids, only I would be 17 and you'd be 18 Padams: Dude, no way would I be 18 Danimal: No dude. You would. Padams: Well actually, I guess I would because 18 is more fashion conscious. |
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| Danimal: Oh Rob, if only you loved this dog Marky Rob McHarmo: I do love this dog, but he makes it so hard for me to love him. Danimal: That's every husband with a mullet says about his wife. |
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| Padams: Ha! In the Lion King, Simba got some ass to this song. Danimal: What was the girl lion's name? Natasha? Padams: Her name was Simba's bitch |
| Riske: I accept changes with open arms Danimal: Do you accept all changes with open arms Riske: Ummm... Padams: What about with open legs? |
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| Danimal: Wow, I really like The Bouncing Souls. Dani: I don't. Danimal: Well, you're obviously a stupid whore. |
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| Riske: You need to suck my dick Padams: Alright...are you writing that down Danimal: Hell Yeah Padams: Alright |
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| Boy Scout: Hi, would you like to buy some popcorn to support you local boy scouts? Dani: I can't my brother's gay. Boy Scout: Oh...okay. |
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| Riske: Come November I'll have to celebrate my one year anniversary with you guys P.K.: Bryan, you are gay. |
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| Danimal: Man, I think I threw my back out humping you buddy Marky Rob McHarmo: Better than humpin' my mom |
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| Danimal: Hey buddy, we're listening to The Talking Heads over here. Enoonmai: Which CD, "Start Talking Crazy?" Danimal: Um...I think you mean "Stop Making Sense." Enoonmai: Oh...yeah |
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| Dani: You can join the support group for people that haven't seen me naked. Danimal: Yeah, I've heard about those four guys Dani: Good. Danimal: Psst...I just called you a whore. |
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| Danimal: Panthra was the only black Thunder Cat and he was always working on the Tunder Tank, probably putting hydros on it. Padams: Yeah, there was a Playstation in the back. Danimal: Yeah, all the treads were chrome and it was super low. They would be out fighting Mumra and get stuck on a really small rock, then Liono would be like, "Dammit Pantra, the Tunder Tank is too low." Then Pantra would say, "We'll crumble it with our bumping bass.". |
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| Greg: Do you ever call him Maxi-Padams. Danimal: No...but I will now |
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| Danimal: Hey Dad, guess what, 1,129 people have viewed our website. Danimal's Dad: That's some lonely mother fuckers right there |
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| Marky Rob: Man, you should probably quit drinking before you go off to school P.K.: What, You mean in the morning? Marky Rob: Umm...that would be a good start. |
| Marky Rob: I don't want them to know that I'm a feces kind of guy. Danimal: A "feces kind of guy?" Marky Rob: Yeah, you know, I like takin' a pooh P.K.: You "like takin' a pooh?" Marky Rob: No it's not gross. It's not like I like feces. I just like takin' a pooh. |
| Danimal: I wouldn't be that upset about losing a testicle. It would just reduce the chances of me being kicked in the nuts by 50%. Jenny: I would be really upset if I lost one breast. Danimal: Would you try to center the remaining one? Jenny: No! That would be horrible. I'd be so pointy Danimal: Yes, but also aerodynamic |
| Jenny: Did you know that a giraffe could kick the head right off a lion? Danimal: No shit? |
| Padams: Wow, that's lesbian-tastic Danimal: Ohh...I was just going to say it was lesbo-riffic |
| Laurie: Dan could you change the channel? Danimal: Uh yeah...do you know what show this is? It's Beastmaster. Enough said. |
| Padams: Man, the Snorks were gay...they were such a rip off of the Smurfs. Garret: What the fuck are you talking about? The Snorks were underwater. |