- “Bullwinkle, that trick never works…” –Rocket
J. Squirrel
- Hold your friends close; hold your parents closer.
- Chop wood, carry water
- The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
- Whatever you may fail to guard, guard well your tongue, for flawed speech unfailingly invokes anguish and affliction.
- By a single word of injury do all a man's virtues
lose their goodness.
- The wound caused by fire heals in its time; the
burn inflicted by an inflamed tongue never heals
- This Earth of ours is no Garden of
Eden. It's more like a dark, foreboding place where virtue is often ripped
apart by excessive greed… (WKRP
in Cincinatti)
- Attention is living; inattention is
dying. The attentive never stop; the inattentive are dead already.
- The only unconditional love is that of
a woman for her child and that of a man for his dog.
- The seeds of discontent grow into the
mightiest of trees.
- Mean people suck. Alcohol makes people
mean. Ergo, alcohol sucks. Stay sober.
- Comedy is the highest art form. Jerry
Lewis is NOT funny.
- Without pressure life would be a vacuum, and vacuums suck.
- Depression only does one thing for the person who is carrying it around on their shoulders, it makes them depressed. Now, have you ever seen a more useless thing to haul about?
- “...and there are only two sins; the first is to interfere with the growth of another human being, and the second is to interfere with one's own growth.” -The Big Book p.542