Sitting inside a linoleum tiled room with the young woman from career-counseling,
outside is a sandbox, which she points towards...



Woman: I think we should build Giraffarut again.

Me: Giraffarut! At what cost? Well, okay.

Woman: At no cost, because I was kidding.

Me: Oh. What if we build Elephantaclaus?

Woman: You can build Elephantaclaus, I�ll watch the linen.
  (indicates a pile of linen)

Me: The linen! What does the linen have to compare to
       Elephantaclaus?.. trampling! roaring! turning! and being sandy!

<And then I wake up from laughing>



(Giraffarut, incidentally, is apparently built by digging a giraffe shaped hole in the ground,
with the head just below the surface, and then down to the feet.)
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