| Person B: I hate cycling clubs! Person A: I love cycling clubs! Will: While you're out cycling, you should look up the cheese places in the area so you'll know where they are. You can check the newspaper for their ads. Person A: Why not use the phonebook? Will: No, the newspaper is better. Person A: At least with the phonebook there is some permanence, you know the ads will be there in two months. Will: But no, if you check the paper, you'll see that the ads change all the time. When one place gets a new kind of cheese, soon they all have it. They steal each other's recipes! Person A: Wow, so if I go to a cheese place and am eating some cheese that I think is their specialty, really they could have stolen the recipe from another place? <at this point in the dream, we cut to a shot of a three foot tall bear made from cheese...> Will: Yes, including Farfrazzely, The Thackabear Layer! <and then I wake up from laughing> |