In case you didn't know - this page is devoted to America's physicist -- straight from the heartleand comes . . .

Kenny Kelton

This is a typical day in Physics class:
Kelton: "You, in the back row, in the green shirt, talking to the guy in the Cardinals hat.  Yes, you.  Do you know what this means?"
Kid: "No."
Kelton: "Why not?"
Kid: "Because I was talking."
Kelton: "That's what I thought.  Are you going to talk again?"
Kid: "No."
Kelton: "Good."

And now for the infamous bumper stickers . . .

USE CONVENTION

THIS CAR GOES AS
Vit + .5at^2. DO YOU?

VOTE 4 GABOR

DRIVING IS TRIVIAL

DRIVING IS ARBITRARY

SADO-MAGNETISM

KELTON: A DIFFERENT
BRAND OF PHYSICS

SURE, THIS CAR IS MOVING.
CAN YOU TELL ME WHY?

TWO CARS BACK, WHAT
DID I JUST SAY?

PSI IS REALITY

HOW MANY THINK I'M NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR? HOW
MANY DIDN'T VOTE?

HUNTING IS FOR LIFE

LET STAN DO IT!

TURN OF THE CENTURY
(WHAT WERE YOU STUDYING?)

DRIVING IS CLASSICAL

I TAKE MY CAR TO
A QUANTUM MECHANIC

TOUR ST. LOUIS

ELECTRONS = EXISTENCE

PLAY THE GAME

ARE YOU 'CERTAIN'?

Two of the more famous books from this semester . . .

Hot Springs to Harvard - The Kenny Kelton Story

Ghost of Eads Hall - The Life Works of Arthur Holly Compton