"The cavity of a beast is something like one-fourth its height."
"Say you had a sign like you would have seen in days gone by..."
"So when one is standing on the street corner, if one is inclined that way, one can be able to explain any number of physical phenomena."
"It just sounds like some sort of cacophonous noise, and it is of course. Okay, any questions about the phenomena?"
"This part of the function is called the envelope, but that's just a piece of jargon."
"There could be a place where you would say it's a beat and an alien wouldn't, but that's nothing you need to worry about in the near future."
"There is a real question about how much of this is worthwhile."
"If you try to spot someone who is not a native American speaker, chances are they will get prepositions wrong becasue that is something very, very arbitrary."
"There is a story about a Frenchman and they asked him what he did during the revolution . . . he said he survived. <silence>"
"You know I can't really put Humpty Dumpty back together again with out an expenditure of energy."
"You could have a cricket or a bunch of crickets and make a thermometer that way."
"If you see a thermometer, which you often do."
"Okay, so water is anomalous."
"Now, specific heat is not that specific."
"Essentially, you get a machine and pour dollar bills in, and at the other end you get something that's very cold."
"We could also be talking about Argon or Neon or any of the rare grasses."
"Some of you may ask, is do physicists worship Einstein, and the answer is, yes, 99.9% of them do."
"I'm standing at the same place, but the scratching of the ears occurs at two different times."
"To me, they took place at the same place, namely, I was inside my skin."
"In between, it's in between, and we're gonna talk about the in between."
"After a long time, current isn't flowing anymore . . . and . . . current isn't flowing anymore."
"The chances of him giving the same quiz is essentially zero."
"Let's re-say that."
"Put your tax dollars to work!"
"It's an interesting little toy." (in reference to a superconductor)
"Doing it fast helps, of course."
"For a long time people thought that power lines, the voltage in them, made the grass greener underneath, and then people just realized that when you put up power lines, birds come down and sit on the power lines and, you know, they leave their droppings, which is essentially fertilizer, and the droppings is what makes grass green. So if you really want a green lawn, put up power lines, or clothes lines, or any wire will do, and the birds will come and sit on them and fertilize your lawn."
"There's a fish down there and whether you are trying to shoot it with a spear, or a rifle, or I don't care what . . . your line of sight is different."
"If I look at somebody in the distance, do they have two ears or just one ear?"
"Some classical physicists argue that everything is pre-determined. So, a classical physicist three billion years ago could say that it is predetermined that I will stick this piece of chalk in my ear."
(proceeds to stick chalk in ear)
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