When Christian came out he said something that warranted UPN blurring his mouth out. Good match, Booker wins with a SchoolBoy after Sharmell tripped up Christian.
Eddie acts like he sick with stomach problems, and does so in front of Smackdown! GM Teddy Long and UPN Executive Palmer Cannon.
Jillian Hall introduces JBL, who comes out on horseback, and they tried to make him look like the Everyman who just happened to become successfull. Makes him look more human and less "Godly."
Legion of Doom vs. Squash Match B*tches
LOD wins in about a minute with the Doomsday Device.
Sylvian is back. And Hardcore Holly tells him he's gonna give him a black eye to match his Black boots, kneepads, and trunks.
Sylvian vs. Hardcore Holly w/ Stacy & Christy
Hardcore wins via Count Out.
Teddy Long talks to Batista about Eddie being sick. Batista said that got a doctor and he's on his way.
Video on Orton's/Undertaker
Funeral for the Undertaker. Bob calls Randy to the ring. As soon as they opened the casket I could tell that it was really the Undertaker. Then he goozles Randy and throws him into the casket and it all falls down.
Mr. Kennedy vs. Rey Mysterio
Rey's new music SUCKS!!! It was a good match. Then JBL comes out on the horse again, and distracts Rey. Kennedy hits the Lambeau Leap, and Mr. Kennedy is STILL undefeated.
A nurse shows up to help Eddie. And she was a cutie. Eddie likes it very much.
Simon Dean vs. Bobby Lashley
Lashely's official debut. He threw Simon around a bunch, then ripped of the Dominator for the pinfall victory.
United States Championship: Orlando Jordan vs. Chris Benoit (c)
TIME TO BEAT 22.5 When OJ noticed that the clock passed 22.5 he start jumping and celebrating. Then Benoit slapped on the Crippler Crossface and gets the submission at 49.8.
Eddie is getting rubbed down by that nurse. Then Batista shows up with the doctor, who is supposed to be most certainly a faggot.
Randy Orton & Bob Orton Jr. vs. Undertaker at No Mercy in a Casket Match, SIGNED
MNM vs. Batista & "Eddie Guerrero"
Batista did the whole match himself, after a Batista Bomb on Joey, Eddie popped up on the apron and tagged himself in. Hits the Frog Splash for the win.