Vince McMahon starts the show. He thanks SpikeTV and the sound convinently goes out whenever he mentions USA. Angle interuppts and declares himself #1 Contender. Then Shawn Michaels comes out, and says that since he won at Unforgiven too, he deserves a Title Shot too. Angle says no because he beat Michaels at Wrestlemania. Shawn says hey, I beat you at Vengeance so we are even. This leads Mr. McMahon to booking a 30-Minute Iron Man match for Homecoming.
Trish vs. Victoria - Women's Title Match
Trish wins by DQ in one of the best Women's matches I've ever seen on WWE. Candice gets stripped to her Bra & Panties. This sets up their 2 on 3 Bra & Panties Match for Homecoming. Trish & Ashley vs. Victoria, Torrie, and Candice. Here's to it being elimination!
Big Show vs. Snitsky - Streetfight
I hope this one is quick. KITCHEN SINK SHOT. Show wins in about 4 minutes.
Coach says something about SpikeTV censoring them, and while he says that they censor him. He ends of saying to go to WWE.com to see what they censored out.
Ric Flair says he's got backup and it's Triple H.
Then they show a video on Triple H, and I really hope that it isn't his new theme. Because it sucks.
Bischoff gets threatened by Cena. They had to cover the window because it was the middle of the day.
Shelton Benjamin vs. Kerwin White
Kerwin wins after spinning out of a suplex and it is speculated that the Caddy held Shelton's leg.
Edge & Lita come out with a ladder in the ring. They cut a promo on Matt. Then Matt shows up and shoves Edge off the ladder.
And SpikeTV continues to censor.
Teddy talks to Eric about Smackdown! having a part of the Homecoming. Bischoff got pissed and said hell no. Then Vince shows up and tells Teddy that he can book ONE match for the show.
Val Venis & Viscera vs. Cade & Murdoch - Non Title
DQ on Cade for attacking the Ref. Breaking an assured 3 count.
Carlito & Masters try to devise a MasterPlan.
Eugene (Who had a Shawn Michaels bear) vs. Rob Conway
Eugene was Junk Yard Dog, then Hogan, then The Rock, then Jim Duggan. Conway destroys the Shawn Michaels teddy bear. And then pins Eugene for the win.
Carlito & Masters vs. John Cena & Shawn Michaels
10:39 when Carlito comes out, this is gonna be LONG. I believe they may be turning Lawler face. REF BUMP, got Superkicked by HBK on the apron and he hits the table, it doesn't break then he thuds to the floor. Michaels speared Cena to prevent him from being whipped into a table. Angle & Bischoff come out and Angle shoves Michaels off the top rope through a table. Angle Slam on Cena through a Table. Then Bischoff poses with Cena's Spinner Title.
Show actually ended at 11:01. But since they have until 11:05 they preceeded to pimp the shit out of being on USA. And they did so for 4 minutes, and went off the air at 11:05 EXACTLY.