Person 2: "Stop right there!!! Private schools are an unfair advantage to the upper middle class families who can afford to pay for the extra facilities."
Person 1: "Eltham College is an independant school..."
Person 2: "School is a broad term, it can be used to describe a ballet class or scuba diving instruction."
Person 1: "Fine. Eltham College is an independant educational institution."
Person 2: "Wait!! Isn't a College a place where you stay at university!? This is hardly a university, it has three year olds and a playground."
Person 1: "The Eltham conglomeration of ELC, preparatory, junior, middle and senior groups is an independant educational institution."
Person 2: "It's not even in Eltham!!"
Person 1: "The independant educational institution is a conglomeration of ELC, preparatory, junior, middle and senior groups situated approximately 10km NE of Eltham but called Eltham before Research was inserted on the map."
Person 2: "The! The! I'm sure it's not THE only independant educational institution in the area."
Person 1: "An independant educational institution is a conglomeration of ELC, preparatory, junior, middle and senior groups situated approximately 10km NE of Eltham but given the title because it was established before Research was on the map."
Person 2: "And that's another thing, institution sounds too much like a jail or military base."
Person 1: "An independant educational facility is a conglomeration of ELC, preparatory, junior, middle and senior groups situated approximately 10km NE of Eltham but given the title because it was established before Research was on the map."
Person 2/3: "No, no, no!! That's just too long-winded. You should just leave it as it was."
