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Life was designed to crush, those who die let it crush them yet those who live forever crush life.
The second teaching of the secret ones:
Those who say life stinks, live, therefore those who say life stinks, smell very, very bad.
The third teaching of the secret ones:
Life is designed to dominate, to follow the path set for you, is to be dominated yet to rebel or to choose your own path is dominate life and thus, is impossible.
The fourth teaching of the secret ones:
How can one ask the point of balancing a book on their head? Although the teacher may say it is for good posture, this is the wrong reason. While young, you must learn how to balance or your life will overbalance into nothingness.
The fifth teaching of the secret ones:
Those who are continually happy, are liers.
The sixth teaching of the secret ones:
Pain is simply in your mind, your mind controls you, therefore pain controls you.
The 7th teaching of the secret ones:
To be told is to be taught and as teaching is good, so must be telling.
The 8th teaching of the secret ones:
A child crawls, so if your life does the same, it is like a small child.
The 9th teaching of the secret ones:
To go express is to go fast so put as much emotion in your life as you can.
The 10nth teaching of the secret ones:
Tall buildings may bring you closer to the sky but the sky is blue, why should one want to be sad?
The 11nth teaching of the secret ones:
The sun may shine golden but the sun is also hot and lust is one of the seven sins.
The 12th teaching of the secret ones:
The moon shines to guide you at night but why should we follow one so cold?
The 13th teaching of the secret ones:
Why is Friday 13th bad luck day? Friday is the day before the cherished weekend and should be remembered with honour, why isn't Monday 13th bad luck day?
The 14th teaching of the secret ones:
To brush is to put into place. When someone puts you in your place do you enjoy the experience? Why not let it go on its on accord?
The 15th teaching of the secret ones:
The idea of a psychiatrist is to nurture and help us with our feelings, not to tell us what we feel like so many of them do.
The 16th teaching of the secret ones:
Life was meant to be suprising and boring at the same time. Do not be suprised if this is a boring contradiction in itself.
The 17th teaching of the secret ones:
A simple life is never as simple as it seems and usually ends in honour.
The 18th teaeching of the secret ones:
Death is intricate to hide the killer, life is simple. Therefore death is petty and life is honourable.
The 19th teaching of the secret ones:
Time is a river, it flows and occasionally sparkles but there will always be the danger lurking below and the reeds of death to the side.
The 20th teaching of the secret ones:
Secrets can often be explained but they prefer not to be.
The 21st teaching of the secret ones:
Being out in the sun can cause skin cancer, why is it then that parents incourage children to go outside and play in the sun.
The 22nd teaching of the secret ones:
We have windows so we can look outside and enjoy nature, why then do we keep these windows so clean that birds fly into them and kill themselves.
The 23rd teaching of the secret ones:
Bugs only live a few days so why do we bother having fly zappers.
The 24th teaching of the secret ones:
As you walk down the path of life, stop and sniff the flowers unless you have hayfever.
The 25th teaching of the secret ones:
(in dispute)(Refer to the 24th teaching of the secret ones.) Or if you happen to be Little Red Riding Hood.
The 26th teaching of the secret ones:
Isn't it amusing that with all our new technology that's supposed to make life easier that all the old ways look so much simpler now.
The 27th teaching of the secret ones:
The main joy of Christmas is giving - yeh right!
The 28th teaching of the secret ones:
Aasdf asdffiu awkjeh iugbhasdgf.
The 29th teaching of the secret ones:
Monolinguism is curable.
The 30th teaching of the secret ones:
Pop! goes the weasel who had too much to eat.
The 31st teaching of the secret ones:
As you swim down the River of Life, watch out for the rapids, beware of the crocadiles, don't drown and always remember the sculling position.
