Welcome friends. We are here to bring you a msot useful product! We have, the Saucepan 2000! (Model saucepan.) Yes this saucepan is a fabulous thing to have in every home! Our wonderful saucepan can be used for a variety of things.
You can use your saucepan as... a hat. This great looking hat will make you the fashion at every party. Everyone will love your new look. (Demonstrate.)
Saucepan 2000 can also be used as a drum set. Amaze your friends with your fabulous ability, take lessons and bongo your way to stardom! That's right, and it really works. (Demonstrate.)
I was nobody, down in the dumps and running out of money. But then I bought the Saucepan 2000 and now I play the bongos in Hollywood, I have a big house and I"m a millionaire!
That's right folks! But wait, that's not all!
Like a bit of sport? Well SAucepan 2000 can also be used as a bat for almost any sport! Pick your game: softball, tennis, baseball, cricket, squash, table tennis and more! Just watch out for that.... window.
Not a sporty person? Doesn't matter! Saucepan 2000 has hundreds of uses! If you're having trouble toilet training little Petey or Fluffy, don't worry. Saucepan 2000 makes a great potty. Before you know it, you will no longer have to clean up little do-do's Fluffy left behind or changing Petey's napies.
It's true. Muffin was continuously leaving presents around the house. I tried everything but nothing worked. I was at my wits end! Then I saw Saucepan 2000 and suddenly I knew what I had to do. Muffin loved it! Now my only problem is trying to stop him from pooping in Saucepan 2000!
Yes, Saucepan 2000 is brilliant value for money! But wait, that's STILL not all.
If you go for the far out ideas, you might consider using Saucepan 2000 for cooking. Cook up a storm in the kitchen and delight your friends and family with your tasty delicacies.
Still not your style? Sick of the whole damn thing? Buy your Saucepan 2000 simply to shut up the advertiser..... (Demonstrate.)
