I really must apologise for my apalling behaviour yesterday. As a dog, I really must read my mail and you are a mailman! Every time I hear the doorbell ring, I get so excited I don't know what I'm doing and run to catch my mail even if it isn't you. You see, as a dog, I don't get to leave the hosue very often and see my friends, so reading my mail is very important to me. I try my best to stay calm and not go crazy but it is simply too difficult. I will continue to try and contain myself but maybe you should also try harder. Maybe if you bring a dog bikkie, well I'm open to bribes you know, and besides, I might get nasty if you don't. Don't take this the wrong way, this isn't a threat, what I would really like is my mail written out and put in an envelope all smart and neat like a human's mail so I wouldn't have to embarass myself and still get told off in the process. But this is impossible as dog's don't know how to write. Maybe you should try and give dog's writing lessons, then again, maybe the dog bikkies would be cheaper. Anyway, the point is, that the next time you come around, I'll be waiting for you and once again, trying to conduct myself in an appropriate manner.
Your truly,
The Dog.
PS I learnt to write from the cat.
