I cannot afford the bill.
Reverse charge is not accepted,
And there is no 0055 number.
You may find it hard to get through,
Sometimes I am out or engaged.
My voicemail has lag,
And I always screen for prank calls.
But rest assured, my favourite caller,
That once you get through,
You will have my unwavering attention,
And my friendly laugh as no dial tone.
Please, call me any time.
