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| 20 THINGS TO DO IN A BAGSHOP... |
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1. Walk in and ask the assistant if you left your purse/ wallet/ bag in the shop. |
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2. Buy wallet; take out the fake credit cards and put them inyour old wallet/ purse, then leave behind your new wallet. |
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3. While looking at bags, test them all by swinging them by their straps/ handles. (Maybe let some go in the process.) |
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4. When you have bought a bag, put it over your head before walking out the shop that way. |
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| 5. Stand there for at least ten minutes zipping and unzipping a zipper on a bag. (If you are asked if you require assistance say, "No.") |
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6. Set up a row of bags then use them as targets by throwing smaller bags at them. |
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7. Hold a conversation with a bag. |
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8. Draw a face on a bag with lipstick and make sure the shopkeeper/ assistant acknowledges your new friend's presence. |
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9. Try to fit yourself into a suitcase. |
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10. Find a make-up bag, open it and use the mirror to put on invisible make-up. |
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11. Grip a bag tightly to your chest and laugh evilly. |
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| 12. Look intensely at a bag then jump back shouting, "It's alive!" or "There something in there!" then run wildly from the shop. |
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13. Pretend to blow your nose on an item. |
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| 14. Dramatically tell the shopkeeper/ assistant you're there for bag rights and your setting them all free of their previous imprisonment. |
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15. Shout, "Earthquake!" and dive into a stack of bags. |
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16. Bring a bought leather bag back complaining that it mooed at you. |
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17. Leap into the shop and say heroically, "I'm Superbag and I'm here to save the day!" |
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18. Glance wickedly/ hungrily around the shop then try to stuff a bag into your mouth or start licking it. |
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19. Take the most expensive bags hostage. |
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20. Humbly apologise to the shopkeeper/ assistant for your misbaghaviour. |
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EVINAR LIBRARY |
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