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Hey there traveler, would you like to hear a poem of the Royal Romance? What? Don't be silly, of course you do. Everyone likes to hear about the Royal Romance. Here, see...
Who wants to hear a poem about the Royal Romance??!?!?

Once apon a still midnight,
The future Queen of Moorj sat inside.
She looked to her bustling city below,
And she thought, "I am alone."
           She thought, "I am alone."

"There must be one, who would be true,
And never play me false."
And then our hero, dashing and brave,
King's loyal servant, whose life he did save.
             Whose life he did save.

"Come feast at my table,
And be knighted tomorrow."
Accepted, he came and was struck down by love,
She was as an angel sent down from above.
              An angel sent down from above.

"But alas," thought our man,
"I have no royal blood."
Nevertheless, he was gentleman to the bone,
And through caring he seduced the throne.
              Through caring seduced the throne.

The knight pledged his sword,
To the Queen's side eternal,
And they married in gay laughter,
To live happily ever after.
               They lived happily ever after.

What!? Well if you can't say anything nice then don't say anything at all. Keep your opinions regarding my poetry to yourself and be glad I didn't sing you the extended version. HMMMMPH!