BAD CORNY JOKES.... OH COME ON YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO HEAR THEM!.......
Knock knock,
Who's there?
Choir.
Choir who?
Choir have a drink of water?
Knock knock,
Who's there?
Sam.
Sam who?
Sam person as yesterday.
Knock knock,
Who's there?
Azza.
Azza who?
Azza froma todaya, I don'ta wanta heara another jokea.
Knock knock,
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl ong are you going to read this?
Knock knock,
Who's there?
And who is there....?
And who is there whooo. oh damn.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with a race horse?
A: A dog that chases cars - and catches them.
Q: What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
A: Hailing taxis.
Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a bird?
A: Tree stumps.
Nelly: My dog is the smartest dog in the world. Watch this. Bang! You're dead.
Kelly: Haha, look. He didn't do anything, he's just standing there.
Nelly: See how smart he is. He knows his not dead.
Mr. Jones: Do you like my new dog? It's a very rare breed. Part boxer part bull. It cost me two thousand dollars.
Mr. Smith: That's amazing! Which part is the bull?
Mr. Jones: The part about the two thousand dollars.
A man walked into a restaurant with his dog.  
  "I'm sorry Sir," said the waiter,"we don't allow dogs in this restaurant, I'll have to ask you to leave."  
  "Nonsense," said the man,"my dog can talk."   The waiter just scoffed and asked the man to leave again.  
  "If I make my dog talk for you will you give me a free lunch?" the man asked.  
  "Sir, if you can make your dog talk I'll give you free lunches for a week," the waiter replied.  
  "It' a deal," said the man,"Petey, what goes on top of a house?"   
  "Roof roof," the dog replied.  
  "And Petey," the man continued,"who chased Little Red Riding Hood through the forest?"  
  "Woof woof," the dog answered.  
  "You and you're dog are frauds," yelled the waiter and threw them out of the restaurant.  
  Out on the pavement the dog lifted its head and said,"Did I get it wrong?"
A grasshopper walks into a bar..
The bartender says, "We've got a drink named after you.."
"You got a drink named Dave????" he replies.
A ghost walks into a bar and the barmen says, "Sorry we don't serve spirits."
A horse walks into a bar. Walks up to the counter, takes a seat and summons the barmen. The barmen walks over and says, "Why the long face?"
New Year's Eve in a bar.

While the bartender is busy cleaning glasses, a snail crawls onto the bar. "Gimme a beer," he says to the bartender.

The bartender looks around, noone is waiting so he continues cleaning.

"Hey you!" says the snail, "I said gimme a beer!"

Eventually the bartender's eyes fall in disbelief on the snail.

"Are you gonna serve me or what?"

The bartender picks up the small snail between his thumb and forefinger, and flicks him out the door.

Next New Year's Eve, the same bartender is serving in the same bar. The same snail crawls into the bar and asks, "What did you do that for?"
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