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These are jokes. They are meant to be funny. They do not in any way represent my personal opinions. You all know how I feel about this war. |
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"President Bush said this Iraq situation looks like 'the rerun of a bad movie.' Well sure, there's a Bush in the White House, the economy is going to hell, we're going to war over oil. I've seen this movie haven't I?" - Jay Leno |
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"President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval of the American voters to become President, either." - David Letterman |
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"War continues in Iraq. They're calling it Operation Iraqi Freedom. They were going to call it Operation Iraqi Liberation until they realized that spelled out 'OIL'." - Jay Leno |
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"CNN said that after the war, there is a plan to divide Iraq into three parts.... regular, premium, and unleaded." - Jay Leno |
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"Iraq begin destroying those missiles they dont have over the weekend. See, President Bush may be the smartest military president in history. First, he gets Iraq to destroy all their own weapons. Then he declares war." - Jay Leno |
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A soldier, an airman and a Marine were all sitting around a campfire, telling training and war stories.
The soldier says: I'm so BADASS from my training, that I once swam 2 miles upriver, hiked 3 miles and THEN climbed a 300 ft. cliff, just to get back to camp.
The airman, having to up the soldier's story, says: I'M so badass from my training, that I once had to tread freezing cold water for 3 hours before I was finally thrown a rope. THEN, I had to hike 4 miles in the middle of the night, in freezing cold cammies and THEN climb a 400 ft. cliff... just to get back to camp.
The Marine, knowing the truth, quietly listened to both stories and then resumed stirring the fire with his dick. |
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