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THE SHRUG.� Well, this gesture normally means, "I don't know," but in CALL it means, "I choose my work," or "I can't rightly say."
THE GRUNT.� You have to judge the grunt on whatever is being said at that particular moment.� With Call, it can mean anything.� He could agree.� He could disagree.� It could mean he has a toothache.� The secret of knowing what the grunt means is paying attention.�
THE SMIRK.� This usually means that he is going to annoy Mosby in some way.� It could also mean that he appreciates that someone or something is going to annoy Mosby in some way.�
THE GRIMACE.� This facial gesture is singular to Call.� It is very important to understand the grimace.� It means that you have gotten too close to him in some way.� Call avoids closeness. It is important to understand that Call avoids closeness.� It is the key to understanding the gestures and the man.� For example:
THE SLEEVE RIP:� Do NOT take Call by the arm.� He does not like it.� It gets him ... CRAZY.� It is not advised.
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THE SAFE SIGN:� This is a good sign.� It means, "No one is going to die today,"�or "I don't plan to kill anybody right now."
THE WHOA NELLY SIGN:� This is a modified safe sign.� It
means, "Ain't gonna do it, no how, no way."
THE BENCH SLOUCH:� Contrary to what many people believe, Call is not asleep.� Underneath that hat, he keeps one eye on the town and the other on Mosby.� Call is highly suspicious of Mosby.� That is a key point.� Call is normally suspicious, but even more so when Mosby is involved (which is usually the case.)
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June 2002