~ Why are there floatation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
~ Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
~ If I had my legs amputated, would I have change my height and weight on my driver's license?
~ Why do they call the small candy bars "fun sizes" would it be more fun to eat a big one?
~ If the handicapped bathrooms are for the people who can't walk why do they put them at the end of
the bathrooms?
~ Why do people say "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?
~ How do they get the air inside bubble wrap?
~ If money is the root of all evil then how come churches ask for it?
~ If you eat regular rice crispies with choclate milk will it taste the same as eating co-co crispies in regular milk?
~ Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?
~ Why do black olives come in cans and green olives come in jars?
~ isn't is scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together
~ Why did Superman wear his briefs on the outside of his tights?
~ How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
~ What is a male ladybug called?
~ Can blind people see their dreams?
~ Why do grocery stores buy so many checkout line registers if they only keep 3 or 4 open?