| WARNING there are new viruses called BACKSTREET VIRUSES going around and you should be very wary when receiving emails from people that you don't know Here's a description of the viruses and what to look out for: KEVVYKEV.exe This slows your computer down to a snail's pace. The screen fills with jibberish that can't be understood and whenever you click a button, it just returns you to the same page SWEETD.exe This makes your screen blink constantly and go out of focus and stuff like that CHAOS.exe Will automatically turn the power out to your ENTIRE house except to the Nintendo, while also making your computer give out this annoying whining sound BROK.exe Little chihuahuas appear on the screen while the virus simultaneously wipes your hard drive of any files containing swear words, pornography, blasphemy, animal cruelty and NSync BONER.exe Is also known as the antidote to BROK.exe...will show you a little porno movie while filling your hard drive with porn. Meanwhile a little arm will extend and tattoo your arm. Makes your machine run very fast and the screen will forever keep changing color when you least expect it JOHNNY_NONAME.exe Comes crashing into your computer totally uninvited, turns your wallpaper into the British Flag. If using AOL, your mail announcment will say 'BY JOVE OL CHAP, IT SEEMS YOU HAVE SOME POST!' Totally messes with your hard drive, makes your computer yell a lot. Computer will become erratic, sometimes moving fast, sometimes moving slow. The only way to make this virus behave is to talk dirty to it and feed it McDonald's PEARLMAN.EXE Also come under the name FAT_BASTARD.EXE...This virus hacks into your computer and takes all your money while exploiting your talents ruthlessly to the entire world, not allowing you to rest even when you're sick. You must always be on your toes should your computer get this virus. It will force you to stay away for several days at a time and you may be forced to travel overseas and work out every night under hot lights for many hours while suffering from a heart condition. This is one of the most dangerous viruses and should you get it, we suggest you completely rethink your contract and move ISP's even if it means getting sued in the process...for your own safety DISCLAIMER ~ These viruses do not really exist... WELL DUH |