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Hello, this is the personal web page of Danger Mouse. Life is tuff for this internationally renowned crime fighter, with his never ending battle on the side of good against evil. Hopefully, this web page will give you an insight in to this intrepid adventurer's life. This page displays information on friends of this fearless hero, as well as providing top secret information in its archives. In the Linkage (a bit like bondage, but not) section of this website you will find links to other high calibre websites on the internet. However, if this doesn't interest you. you are free to leave and find something more constructive to look up on the internet. For example, how to make a pipebomb or how to design your own cult- five easy steps.

Quotes of the Moment

This is a little section contains surprisingly enough, quotes.  I would like to point out that "Moment" is defined as the length of time between when I post the quotes and whenever I get my lazy self around to changing them.

Mom, romance is dead.  It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.

  Lisa Simpson (The Simpsons)

I learned the way a monkey learns-by watching its parents.

  Prince Charles

Oh well.  She�s dead.  Let�s move on shall we? 

  Willy Wonka (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)

What we do in life.. Echoes in Eternity.

  Maximus (Gladiator)  

I knew a man who once said death smiles at us all.  All a man can do is smile back.

  Maximus (Gladiator)

In my humble opinion, in the nuclear world, the true enemy is war itself.

  Hunter (Crimson Tide)

There's nothing like sitting back and talking to your cows.

  Russell Crowe

There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.

  Peter Sellers

I do not like broccoli.  And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.

  George Bush, US president, 1990

Men occasionally stumble on the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened. 

  Sir Winston Churchill