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The
Gingerkid
· A Word about Beavers
· A Battle
of Epic Proportions
· Battle
Recap
· A Brief Segment of The Longest Conversation Ever
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The
Gingerkid
Kirsten: hi
Kirsten: guess who
Jessica: hi
Kirsten: its the gingerkid
Jessica: ahh
Jessica: that gingerkid will haunt my dreams..right up there with the Big Fat Thing
Kirsten: lol
Jessica: he's scowling at me right now...he won't stop
Kirsten: haha
Kirsten: hes in my kitchen i have to live with him
Jessica: you poor thing
Kirsten: i know
Kirsten: its sad
Jessica: sleep with a crow bar in case he tries to attack you
Kirsten: ill need more then a crow bar to hurt him he is as hard as a rock
Kirsten: he could kill with his mind
Jessica: i know..i'm hurting already
Jessica: take off his eyes..maybe if he can't see you, he can't hurt you
Jessica: or just swirt royal icing in them
Kirsten: i don't ever want to get that close
Jessica: i understand
Kirsten: ill have to get large tweezers to pick them off
Kirsten: or maybe ill beat them off of him with a stick
Jessica: ooh good idea
Jessica: make sure its pointy
Kirsten: oh i will
Jessica: or you might want to pour milk or something over him, and watch him disintergrate..after poking him with the pointy stick
Kirsten: very good plan . . . *gasp* i hear him walking down my steps
Kirsten: hes gonna get me its over
Jessica: no! hide!
Jessica: you still have a chance
Kirsten: brb
Jessica: i'll distract him with im sounds
Jessica: distract
Jessica: distract again
Jessica: lol
Kirsten: now im done hiding
Jessica: be safe
Kirsten: if he trys to attack me again i dont know what i will do
Kirsten: hes a tuff cookie
Jessica: i know..stick in there
Kirsten: i will
Kirsten: ill fight till the end
Jessica: i'll help whenever i can
Kirsten: my black lung won't hold me back
Jessica: cough on him!
Jessica: it'll probably knock him over
Kirsten: i never new that the black lung could help me defeat the gingerkid
Jessica: black lung does wonders for you
Kirsten: and i got it for you
Jessica: it will win the gingerkid war
Jessica: lol i know
Kirsten: my goal tonight is to defeat the gingerkid with my powerfull lungs and a tube of royal icing
Jessica: yes, drown him in the royal icing
Jessica: as an aside note, my mom is listening to 50 cent. its amusing
Kirsten: lol im sure it is
Jessica: lol
Kirsten: heather said your stuff sounded good
Kirsten: ??
Jessica: oh..does she mean my writing?
Jessica: ask her if she's lying
Kirsten: she was not lying and it was your writing
Jessica: lol ok
Kirsten: the gingerkid said it was horrible
Jessica: well i don't care about him..his face is horrible. enough said.
Kirsten: thats why he has that frown on his face
Kirsten: huh
Kirsten: that was harsh
Jessica: lol
Jessica: okay, well i'm going to bed, so i'll talk to you guys tomorrow.
Kirsten: okay bye bye be safe stay away from all GINGERy products
Jessica: oh i will..i'm boycotting ginger...even the girl on gilligan's island
Jessica: byes
Kirsten: lol bye
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A Word about Beavers
Jessica: its the Big Fat Thing!
Heather: we have to do something about it
Jessica: i know
Heather: but it is too powerful
Heather: it will tell us to stop and we will
Jessica: we must build up a resistance
Jessica: maybe you can stop it with more of your clones
Jessica: enlist them for service
Heather: they don't listen
Heather: they are such a pain in the butt
Jessica: i know...stealing napkins and poking me with
pens...those idiots
Jessica: their time would be much better spent combating the Big Fat Thing
Heather: they like to do that kind of stuff
Jessica: i see
Jessica: i need some clones to do this work
Jessica: and steal your napkins
Heather: my clones will steal my napkins (which they stole from you originally) from your clones
Jessica: hmm, i'll have to see about building some napkin-defense system..
Heather: it will never work
Jessica: maybe i'll just carry a tree and a saw in my back pocket
Heather: ninja's are too tricky for you, we will see your tricks
Jessica: ninja-proof back pocket
Heather: plus, i will notice the tree right away and get beavers to eat it
Jessica: it's poison
Heather: i'll get mega beavers
Heather: they don't die
Jessica: they will if i steal poison from the Big Fat Thing
Heather: um, no they won't
Heather: they are magic
Heather: they have metal teeth
Jessica: i'll get malefacto to help me
Heather: not if the beavers get to him first
Heather: they'll gnaw his legs
Heather: and he'll die
Jessica: or maybe i'll just tell don quixote that the beavers are a manifestation of malefacto
Heather: and they will eat him too
Heather: they love to eat old men
Jessica: you can't eat him..its not allowed
Heather: beavers never follow the rules
Heather: they can eat anyone
Jessica: what if i just club them all?
Heather: they have metal heads
Heather: and razors on their tails and they'll cut you up
Jessica: then in the confusion, they'll mistakenly cut napkins from my tree for me...which is how this whole thing started
Jessica: beavers are stupid
Heather: they'll eat the napkins because they think it's candy
Jessica: who, the beavers?
Heather: yea
Jessica: then i will just leave and buy some napkins
Jessica: and in the hysteria, you won't even know i am gone
Heather: the beavers work at the store and they won't let you buy them
Jessica: not at the store i go to
Heather: they work everywhere
Jessica: i've never seen them...you lie!
Heather: they are always in disguise
Jessica: i don't see how they can be well disguised with metal heads and razor tails
Heather: they are small and they wear big suits
Heather: they operate the suits through a set of controls
Heather: inside of it
Heather: it is very high tech
Jessica: you're copying scooby doo
Heather: um no, everybody wears suits like that
Heather: i have one
Heather: i just don't like to use it
Jessica: yea..sure
Jessica: what ev
Jessica: i can hear your lying music
Heather: lol actually, i was thinking of pinky and the brain when i wrote
the suit thing
Jessica: lol
Heather: i forgot about scooby doo
Heather: the beavers were pissed when that movie came out because people
started getting suspicious
Jessica: i see
Heather: stupid beavers
Heather: they better not eat all the napkins
Heather: or i'll get so pissed
Jessica: lol
Jessica: you'll have to wear your suit and kick some butt
Heather: yea
Heather: my suit is so big
Jessica: and i'll just watch and laugh
Heather: i'll kick a beaver on you
Jessica: i have a beaver force-field
Jessica: and super quick reflexes
Heather: it only works on regular beavers. you'll need to upgrade
Jessica: how do you know?
Heather: i saw your crappy last year force field
Jessica: you're just trying to corrupt my memory
Jessica: *gasp* you're malefacto!
Jessica: i can't speak to you
Jessica: ahhahahahahaa
Jessica: hahahahahhaahah again
Heather: you lie!
Heather: *gasp*
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A Battle
of Epic Proportions
Heather: *throws ninja star at throat*
Heather: take that
Jessica: *hits with bat really hard*
Heather: *burns bat and takes the magic elixir*
Heather: hahaha
Jessica: *quantam leap back in time and takes back my bat before you can take it*
Heather: *goes back and kills the inventor of bats so they never happened*
Jessica: *goes farther back and makes a clone of the bat maker*
Heather: *goes back and, uh, does something*
Heather: to be continued
Jessica: *destroys Ninjas plot gaps so she cant go back*
Jessica: *ever*
Heather: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jessica: *again*
Heather: anything but that
Heather: i love my plot gaps
Heather: plus, you practically invented them
Jessica: true, so i can destroy them
Heather: no you can't
Jessica: *yes she can*
Heather: *gets magical powers*
Heather: *suddenly*
Jessica: *makes forcefield around herself and bat*
Jessica: *suddenlier*
Heather: *breaks through force field with magic powers that can break through force fields*
Jessica: *and hits her with bat really hard*
Jessica: *before she has time to do anything*
Jessica: *steals magic powers*
Heather: *flys around for no apparent reason*
Jessica: *Ninja really flying around from the amazing force of the bat*
Jessica: *forcefully*
Heather: *lands with the grace of a ballerina*
Heather: *does a flip*
Heather: *kicks pirates dirty face*
Jessica: *but then Ninja crashes into a clothesline and gets tied up*
Jessica: *really tight*
Jessica: *Pirate gets ice for face*
Jessica: *really cold*
Heather: *the ice is really dry ice and it burns her face off*
Jessica: *no it isnt*
Heather: *yes it is*
Jessica: *definitely not*
Heather: *um, yea it is*
Jessica: *Ninjas senses are impaired*
Heather: *pushes pirate into a shark*
Heather: *by accident*
Jessica: *yea right*
Jessica: *pirate takes a tooth and stabs Ninja*
Heather: *unstabs herself*
Jessica: *how do you unstab*
Jessica: *just wondering for future reference*
Heather: don't question the power of the Ninja
Jessica: *questioning*
Jessica: *ninja is stupid and cant answer*
Heather: *that's not an action*
Jessica: *neither is that*
Heather: *yes it is*
Heather: *lol*
Heather: that was
Jessica: *since when are any of our actions actions?*
Heather: *since never*
Jessica: *dad wants to know what I did to my font*
Jessica: *he cant read it*
Jessica: *pirate scribbles all over ninja*
Heather: *finds a dragon and burns off the scribble*
Jessica: *scribbles harder and takes the burnination out of the dragon*
Heather: *not the burnination!*
Jessica: *oh yes, the burnination*
Heather: *cries*
Jessica: *rips up tissues*
Jessica: *gives them to Hobo*
Jessica: *a new box that is*
Heather: *has cool spongebob tissues anyway*
Jessica: *pour water on them*
Jessica: *pours she means*
Heather: *runs away*
Jessica: *pirate throws boomerang that unties her shoelaces, making Ninja fall*
Heather: *that was one of my clones*
Jessica: *of course it was*
Heather: *is really hiding in a secret lair at an undisclosed location that you can NEVER EVER find*
Jessica: *ninja leaves map to secret lair, which pirate finds and follows, duh.*
Jessica: *shouldnt have made that map*
Heather: *the map was to the other secret lair that i'm not at*
Jessica: *then how come im standing next to you*
Heather: *it's another clone!*
Jessica: *fine*
Jessica: *pirate hires clone exterminator*
Heather: *makes a call to the moon for more back up clones*
Jessica: *pirate chucks the moon to pluto*
Jessica: *and bring real ninja back to hit her*
Heather: *how did you find me?
Jessica: *you said you went to the moon, duh. i went to the moon before chucking it, double duh*
Heather: no i called the moon
Jessica: *I lied*
Jessica: *i traced the call*
Heather: *i used a cell phone*
Jessica: *yea a traceable cell phone*
Heather: *i threw it in the ocean after my call so you think i'm there*
Jessica: *mermaid tips me off*
Heather: *mermaid is a clone in disguise and she pushes Pirate into a shark again*
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Battle
Recap
Heather: 
Heather: it is a cute little ninja
Nicki: haha who is it suppost to be?
Heather: me, as a little ninja
Nicki: i mean is it like from a movie or something
Heather: no
Nicki: o ok
Nicki: lol
Heather: just a ninja
Heather: there was this big ninja/pirate battle
Nicki: fro what
Nicki: ?
Nicki: from*
Heather: on the internet
Heather: the ninjas kicked butt though
Nicki: right
Heather: the pirates tried to steal our food
Nicki: haha
Heather: but we poisoned them and they died
Heather: then we did flips
Heather: it was funny
Nicki: haha u have quite an imagenation
Heather: no it's for real!
Heather: you gotta believe me!!!!
Nicki: haha ok i belive u
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A
Brief Segment of The Longest Conversation Ever
Note: We were playing a game
where you type a word and the next person has to type a word that starts
with the last letter of the previous word. We had already been playing for a
while at this point.
Heather: gory
Heather: hahaha
Jessica: yesterday
Jessica: hah!
Heather: no!!!!!!!!!!
Jessica: double whammy for ya
Heather: you set me up
Jessica: yes yes i did
Jessica: i had that one planned
Heather: i knew it
Heather: you are so evil
Heather: everyone thinks you are the nice one
Heather: yarn
Jessica: notice
Heather: easy
Jessica: yummy
Jessica: hahaha
Heather: yardstick
Jessica: knot
Heather: tax
Jessica: xylophone
Heather: easel
Jessica: lock
Heather: koala
Jessica: absolutely
Heather: yogurt
Jessica: tuck
Heather: kaleidoscope
Jessica: east
Heather: tip
Jessica: probably
Heather: yelp
Jessica: possible
Heather: especially
Jessica: yawn
Heather: i am so dumb......i keep wanting to write neper and that's not a word
Jessica: what the heck is a neper?
Heather: i don't know
Heather: that was the first thing that came to my head when i saw the "n"
Jessica: lol
Heather: ok, back on track. narrow
Jessica: wonderfully
Heather: yucky
Heather: ha!
Jessica: yoga!
Jessica: hahah
Heather: apply
Jessica: yang
Heather: yang?
Jessica: (like ying yang)
Heather: what ev!
Jessica: very
Heather: that wasn't my word
Jessica: lol i know
Heather: ok
Jessica: it's better than naper
Jessica: or neper
Heather: i bet neper is a word
Heather: brb, i'm gonna look it up
Heather: neper
A unit for comparing the magnitude of two powers, usually in electricity or acoustics; it is one half of the natural logarithm of the ratio of the two powers.
Heather: see, neper is a word
Jessica: lol so is yang
Heather: no it's not
Heather: well, neper is a better word
Jessica: sun, light, masculine element. The active masculine cosmic principle in Chinese dualistic philosophy
Heather: yang
\Yang\, v. i. To make the cry of the wild goose.
Jessica: i just gave you the defintion
Heather: me too
Jessica: i didn't mean the goose cry
Jessica: lol
Heather: Yang! Yang!
Heather: i'm a goose!
Jessica: lol lol
Heather: gooses don't say yang
Heather: this is such a joke
Jessica: i know
Jessica: lol
Heather: ok, i was on "g" right? ok gondola
Jessica: acquiesce
Jessica: i think thats how you spell it
Heather: extravagent
Jessica: tree
Heather: lol
Heather: eatery
Jessica: yankee
Heather: epilepsy
Jessica: hmmm.. let me think
Jessica: yonder
Heather: really
Jessica: yea
Heather: that's not a word
Heather: cheater
Jessica: fine um
Heather: fine
Jessica: lemme think
Jessica: yugioh
Heather: lol
Jessica: american/japanese pop culture lol
Heather: holy
Jessica: you suck
Jessica: hold on
Heather: lol
Jessica: yahooi
Jessica: i mean yahoo
Jessica: not yahooi
Heather: only
Heather: puahahahahaha
Jessica: let me reiterate how much you suck
Heather: how does it feel? huh? huh?
Jessica: i'll get you!
Jessica: y'all
Heather: y'all ain't not a word but i reckon i'll let ya slide
Jessica: fine, yell
Jessica: that's a better one
Heather: lipstick
Jessica: kick
Heather: knickers
Jessica: scary
Heather: not the "y" again!
Jessica: i told you i'd get you
Heather: ok...............hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Jessica: i will do it, i will do it nine times
Heather: yoke, like on an ox in the oregon trail game. i don't think there are any others
Jessica: lol ok
Jessica: early
Heather: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!>:o
Jessica: lol lol lol
Heather: i can't take it anymore!
Heather: aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heather: yorgey smorgey
Jessica: i can think of at least one more y word
Jessica: its legitimate too
Heather: ok, wait
Jessica: oh! make it two
Heather: yin
Jessica: lol ok
Heather: the opposite sound of a goose
Jessica: lol yea
Jessica: nasty
Heather: curses
Heather: yippy, y'know, like a yippy dog?
Jessica: yea, uh huh
Jessica: so is "yippy" the "word"
Heather: "yes"
Jessica: "cheater"
Jessica: ok so i have a y do i...
Jessica: yet
Heather: tacky
Jessica: yoyo
Heather: oy!
Heather: j/k
Heather: ordinary
Jessica: you better be
Jessica: yuppy
Heather: what ev
Jessica: your the one that said yippy
Heather: i thought that was spelled "yuppie"
Jessica: ok then you can spell it that way
Jessica: i wasn't sure
Heather: good
Heather: now i don't have a "y"
Heather: emtarkanderundergunderson
Heather: j/k
Jessica: lol
Heather: easter
Jessica: rapidly
Jessica: now you have a y
Heather: grrrr
Heather: yappy
Heather: that's a word
Heather: more of a word than neper
Jessica: what?
Heather: yappy
Heather: i think it is something dogs do
Heather: i just typed it in google and got a million pictures of dogs
Heather: http://www.yappytreats.com/
Jessica: well its not in teh dictionary but ok
Jessica: if you have a "picture"
Jessica: so i have a y?!!!
Heather: yes!
Heather: go ahead, make something up!
Heather: i mean, think of a real word
Jessica: yearbook!! hah! a real word
Heather: krap
Heather: j/k
Jessica: lol
Heather: kookaburra, like the one that sits in the old gum tree
Jessica: lol ok
Jessica: awesome
Heather: elf
Jessica: funny
Jessica: hahahah
Heather: that's not funny
Jessica: hahahha
Heather: i can't even make up a word
Jessica: a guy with a cool accent is on the food channel
Jessica: just thought i'd let you know
Heather: ok, thanks
Heather: that helps
Jessica: i can think of one
Heather: i can't
Heather: give me time
Jessica: ok
Heather: i'll think of one yet!
Jessica: lol
Jessica: what ev
Heather: yetter isn't a word, i need to think harder
Jessica: lol no, hun
Heather: yop isn't a word either
Jessica: no, no i don't think so...
Heather: young'un. that doesn't count, does it
Jessica: well not really. i already said young earlier
Heather: fine, i guess i give up :'(i am too dumb
Heather: i bet the word was obvious too
Jessica: you can do it!
Heather: i can't, i'm dumb, i'm very very dumb
Jessica: if i want something really bad, i am blanking for it
Heather: yearning?
Jessica: yea!
Heather: yinkle isn't a word
Heather: that was my other guess
Jessica: lol lol i'm cracking up right now
Heather: someone needs to make up more words that start with "y". There aren't enough
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