0: The Intellectually Challenged Person
1: The Gifted Person
2: The Agent
3: The Nurturing Parent
4: The Head of Household
5: The Elected Official
6: (censored)
7: Public Transportation
8: Cruelty To Animals
9: The Homeless Person
10: Unforseen Circumstances
11: The Will of The People
12: The Innocent Victim
13: (unnamed, with Dignity)
14: The Two-Party System
15: The Terrorist
16: Eminent Domain
17: Celebrity
18: Alternative Belief Systems
19: Solar Power
20: Due Process
21: The Pursuit of Happiness