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| It is most likey that many of you know nothin about me. So, I will use this page to tell u all I can about the real 'Low voltage' (That's me, by the way). I realise that there isn't much original stuff on my pages, so I hope to make this page mostly txt, aswell as a few pics of me and the things I like: picture which are not randomly stolen from other peoples work (If you happen to like stolen pics, please see 'the Gallery') Many people think that I am strange, in a dark, brooding depression sense. Some say that I am evil or scary, and some fear me: They have good reason to. Many more people would if they knew of the diabolical deeds that I have done. But it wasn't my fault, I just...what? Hang on a sec....No I didn't eat that bit...well if you thought that the trout fitted in the abdomen then thats your problem..I don't care, fish, clouds and jester hats are not my speciality...well, jester hats are but even so....how is that possible?All four lorries and a traffic warden?...all in his garage? Yeah, but even with the extension, I don't see why he would want that many kippers! I already sent his a trio of dancing gorillas....Ok I'm going to have to take this call, so just hold for a minute....Ok, so he had the badger, the wallaby and the sealion in the tin with his mother and she ate them? I would have thought that it would be the other way around......WHAT? the rhino too, but people just don't do these things.....Do they?.. | ||||||