Oh, come on. It wouldn't be that bad. The Ape-King and I

Shall we fight

Shall we then say goodnight and mean goodbye,

Or perchance,

Shall we still fight together with our fangs deep within each other,

And shall this be my new romance?

I know I forgot some of the song, but that doesn't mean barbarians don't enjoy musicals, escpecially savage ones.

Tarak and Hammerstein