This is a shining example of
OPII BIGGUS SHNOZOLUS, or,
"The Common Hefty-Nosed Penguin."









The range of this majestic seabird includes most of Antarctica and eastern Argentina, although they have been known to hop a cab and slip up to Iowa for a wild weekend.

The food of the Hefty-nosed Penguin includes herring, young sardines, small assorted South Atlantic schooling fish and POP TARTS.

This is a depiction of an ideal way to spend an afternoon.

Nesting season is early June. Mating behavior is, as yet, still a mystery since the Hefty-nosed Penguin is a discreet, if not easily embarrassed animal.

When not feeding or caring for their young, the species has been known to enjoy skinny-dipping, long hot showers, reminiscing about the 1960s, foot massages, and listening to old MOODY BLUES records late at night with the lights out. Being fairly liberal minded, the Hefty-nosed Penguin would, as a group, all be driving used Volvos IF they could reach the pedals. In conclusion, the Hefty-nosed Penguin is a gentle bird... easily influenced and overly sensitive. With their pleasant disposition and generally optimistic nature, the species is a welcome member of the WILD KINGDOM, even if they do eat crackers in bed.
This info is from the accompanying tag attached to a stuffed Opus, some is ad-libbed slightly to go with the pics.