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| contrary to popular belief .. |
| humorous answers to the most asked queries about the maintainer of this website |
| answered truthfully by neighbor tom ... "you won't get the right answer, but at least it will make you laugh" |
| question #1: what does 'plotting' mean? contrary to popular belief, no matter how much you ask, we won't be saying anything, except: 'we leave it --- at plotting'. if that isn't the most asked question here in the basement, i don't know what is .. oh wait: question #2: is tom there? contrary to popular belief, most of the time yes, yes i am. from about 2:30 every week day until 11 that night, i will be here to answer questions you have. question #3: does gianni have to come? contrary to popular belief, no, his presence is not required. a good time could be had by all, without 'ass pipe' being screamed every 30 seconds. but then you have to ask, which is better? 'ass pipe' or emma moaning? (actually, we enjoy gianni's presence, and he is a great friend to myself and rusty). question #4: is rusty gay? contrary to popular belief, and to assuage all fears, no he isn't. i happen to know of 1 lucky lady who rusty likes not for her masculine features, but for her feminine curves. you know who you are, you lucky lady ;) question #5: what's a weezer? hmm .. no popular belief here, it's just rusty's favorite band. he wears one of their shirts, and some ass hole pops the question. what is it really, let's go straight to the source: "... well, besides it being one of my favorite bands, it has multiple answers such as: the band on my shirt, your mom, and rivers' nickname..." quesion #6: what exactly is a 'weezerwaxr'? contrary to popular belief, rusty doesn't want to "wax" the members of weezer. he merely makes use of his favorite weezer song, "surf wax america." |
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| question's can be answer by e-mailing tom at [email protected] |