| Don't
make me vomit, you damned heathens. |
| Wow. That’s all I can say. A while ago
I went to go see the movie Intolerable Cruelty with the ever womanizing George
Clooney. It sucked, flat out. There were only two things that were good about
it: 1) I saw it while on a date (with a very, very nice young lady) so I’m officially no longer a loser 2) It had Bruce Campbell (AWESOME!) if only for a moment, and he was never credited. Other than those two things it failed... miserably. No one will like it, I guarantee. Why, you ask? Because both the characters are jerk-holes, neither of them have any redeeming qualities. Clooney plays a divorce lawyer who screws people over, and Jones plays a woman who likes to screw men over (and she never changes her expression through out the entire freaking movie). Wow, amazing. I sooooooooo want to see them be happy. They can just screw off. Ruining people’s crap can be awesome, but not in this case, with cheesy endings and lame plot twists. There’s supposed to be some romance; it isn’t, it’s like the mold that was on the end of a pencil that I accidentally put into my mouth while writing, funny tasting and slimy. Go watch Spinal Tap instead, now that movie has romance. |