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Spoiled milk curd is good. anyone who
thinks other wise is on some sort of drugs. In my home we go through cheese
in blocks at a time. Cheese is good, Feta is good, cheddar is good, Mozzarella
is good, gjetost, on the other hand, isn’t good.
The only excuse you have for not liking cheese is if
you’re lactose intolerant, and if you are, I should let you know, tolerance
is the only way, you cheese racists. I can’t stand cheese racists, but I
really can’t stand you purist cheese racists, who wont even eat cheese cake.
Cheese cake! What kind of sick tastes do you have where you wont even
eat cheese cake? Cheese cake is wonderful, especially with strawberries and
whipped cream, but that’s a different story. Anyone who doesn’t like cheese
cake isn't actually human, stupid genetic mutants.
Here’s some reasons why cheese is good:
1) It can’t really go bad, considering it’s already spoiled
milk curd
2) It has calcium or something like that
3) It comes in a variety of flavors
4) Almost every culture has cheese, and almost every culture
can’t be wrong
5) Norwegians eat gjetost
6) Cheese cake
7) I goes good on lots of stuff, salad, pasta, pop corn;
you name it, I’ll put cheese on it.
8) Cheese cake
9) Cows are cool
So obviously, if you don’t like cheese, you seriously
need therapy.