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Greetings, this is what will eventually become the area of
my website dedicated to the band I'm part of. We can only play one song,
but man, we kick major butt at it. It's amazing to hear our glorious
melodies floating ever so gently across the land, people gather from
all around to get down to our funky one songed sound. Expect a lot of
updates here, mainly about how much buttocks we kick and the struggles
we have to go through just to practice, it's a crazy world out there,
but don't worry, we're here to play the funk and wash away your troubles.
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C.J. H. |
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ALL YOUR BASS |
ANDERS E. |
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GEETAR |
J. AKE |
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12/30/03 OH MY GOD!!! We just recorded the coolest song ever! Little Jimmy's Pool of Lead, It's so awesome! The intro riff is so awesome, if you heard it you wouldn't know what to do. It's beautiful! We finally have a song! 12/29/03 Holy crizzap! It'll be a new year pretty soon! CJ H is in far off lands, so I have been unable to communicate with him, however! J.Ake and I may record some dope tracks tomorrow if all goes well. We're musical geniuses! I got an effects processor for my bass, so now I can do really cool stuff with my tone. Wednsday is new years! Yay! I get to go to a party! Yay! It's at Aimee's house! Yay! J.Ake and I may have a CD I can show off to people there! Yay! People will love our music when they can finally hear it. -Anders E. 12/13/03 Ok CJ, I know you don't like me doing this, but, at the moment, I really don't care... at all. I really, really like Aimee. A lot. 12/9/2003 Well I've finally got down a few funkified beats. Soon...well
maybe not soon we should have a few songs down. This weekend coming
up I have to go to a Junior Olympic Qualifier. I should do good at it.
Well, no, I won't, but its always good to sound optimistic about stuff.
Well I only change tempo and stuff on Anders when he starts playin the same
riff over and over, I'm just hopin for a nice bridge so I can mix things
up a little. He needs to work on bridging things so I don't have to
keep throwing him off timing by messin with his tempo. Until next
time,
CJ H.12/8/2003 This update has been changed as a result of the incessant whinning from the fascist regime that is CJ H. For he controls the tempo, and therefore, indirectly (for he is still my web-slave) controls the contents of the news updates. And although I totally understand his dislike for the update that once occupied this area I am still going to complain about it. For I still believe he's oppressing me. But, anyway... 12/6/2003 Yesterday I went over to CJ H.'s to play some music. We improvised some crap for a little while, pissed off the neighbors and such. All that good stuff. Didn't really get much accomplished, though. CJ H. kept speeding up the tempo out of nowhere just to throw me off. That's always fun. No one's really posted on the message board. It's exasperating, having no one post. Oh well, you crackers have free will and such. Kwanza's the 26th, you kids better be celebrating. I'm gonna give up women and become a Buddhist monk. -Anders E. 12/1/2003 Well, I got new bass strings, and, well, they didn't break. Which, of course, is a very good thing. Although, they could still break, but I certainly hope they don't. Ever listen to that Audioslave song, Like a Stone? It's got a lot of soul, especially in that solo. You see, that's the kind of soul our band has. Except more masculine. Well... usually, some of my lyrics are pretty sappy. But what can I say? I'm just a sensitive guy. Not very many people have posted on the message board. I think it's 'cause they think we have leprosy or something. I don't know, lepers need love too. I'd also like to take time to say a very special thanks to a few certain ladies out there, you know who you are. You non-Y-chromosome-possessing-people are all right, more or less, and I love you. -Anders E. 11/30/2003 Check out this poem I wrote! Her name was Sally Sue She was so pretty Kiss her, she let me Oh, baby, I love you! She lived in Sweden She loved the trees Almost as much as she loved me She thought of it as Eden She told me she was goin' away She said she couldn't stay and now our end is near but her husband is all I fear! How do you like that rhyme scheme? I think it's awesome! 11/26/2003 UPDATE II We have a babble board up, but it's free, so it isn't overly good. it's here . 11/26/2003 Do all you crackers now what tomorrow is? Turkey Day! Tomorrow is a great feast! But, alas, I haven't talked to J.Ake in a while now, and I am unsure as to how things with the band are going. CJ H. and I have been discussing the state of the band, and we're hoping for a CD release date before the new year, but sometimes the magic doesn't work. We're also gonna work on setting up a babble board for fans and junk. CJ H. is my hero! 11/25/2003 Oh my god! I am SOOOOO happy! Today this black kid I know, I'll just refer to him has G, told me he didn't like me because I'm white. You know what this means? I'm being discriminated against! This is the best day of my life! I'm being oppressed! 11/17/2003 My bass broke a string! NO! No band practice for a while now. My bass is useless, but we did get to record some dope tracks the other day. They're incomplete, though. We're getting better. We should have a totally sweet CD out by the end of the year. It'll kick. I've been practicing on my classical guitar, and I've almost got everything for o ur first hit, My Fairy-Elf Princess , finished. We're so awesome. IF YOU WANT US TO ADD YOUR NAME TO THE OFFICIAL GROUPIE LIST SEND AN EMAIL TO [email protected]!! |