| Now being a loser it should
be noted that I’ve never been on a date, but I’m certain that if and/or when
I do go on a date the movie I’ll want to see is Evil Dead II. A horror movie
in every sense of the word. full of zombies, people getting possessed and
crazy chain-saw action. In the very beginning, the main character, Ash, and
his girl friend travel to a lonely cabin in the woods (as happens at one
point or another in every horror movie) for a little romance, or something.
Then the horrible happens, Ash unleashes an ancient evil from the an ancient
book called the book of the dead. This evil soon finds its way into Ash’s
girlfriend who becomes possessed, and of coursed Ash is forced to kill her,
by means of a shovel. This is when we see Ash’s sensitive side, remembering
his recently lost love. Of course in traditional horror movie fashion what
is once dead is never really dead and his girlfriend’s head attacks him, wounding
his hand. This is where the real fun of the movie begins, Ash secures her
head in a vice and attacks it with a chain saw. Ash’s hand soon becomes the
next victim of the Evil, it attacks him and he is forced to chop it off with
the chain saw as well. As it should end up, the daughter of the scientist
who rented the cabin before Ash and a couple rednecks show up and find the
bloody chain saw in the corner of the ruined cabin. Thinking Ash an insane
murderer they lock him in the cellar, where, to Ash’s surprise, he is not
alone. The heinous horror hag Henrietta is down there with him, and must convince
the people upstairs to let him out. I don’t remember how but eventually he
gets out, and he and the other people have to figure out a way to get away
from the cabin. Eventually the daughter of the scientist figures out that
she has to say some magic words to send the evil away forever or something,
but when she does the evil comes and Ash is forced to whoop a whole
lot o’ butt. And eventually, after lots of death and blood a big swirling
hole thingie opens that sucks the evil, and Ash along with it unfortunately,
back into the middle ages. Oops… I just gave away the entire film…
Anyway, great date film, I’m
sure your woman will be holding you tight through the whole movie, or something.
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(Moral: Being an Evil Dead fan wont get you a date)