-Department of Social Services, Greenvillle, South Carolina
-Batman Costume warning label
"...happiness is the highest good, being a realization and perfect practice of virtue, which some can attain, while others have little or none of it..."
Aristotle
"To live a pure unselfish life, one must count nothing as one's own in the midst of abundance."
-Buddha
"Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment."
-Buddha
"Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities have crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself."
-Harvey Fierstein
"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions --but I don't always agree with them."
-George Bush, US President
"We are not without accomplishment. We have managed to distribute poverty equally."
-Nguyen Co Thatch, Vietnamese foreign miinister
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
-Dan Quayle
On Y2K:
"How could this be a problem in a country where we have Intel and Microsoft?"
-Al Gore
"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago..."
-Dan Quayle
