| 15 reasons why windows owns apple |
| 15. Apple's stock only fell 25% Last week 14. Bill Gates Birthday now a paid holiday for Apple employees 13. Defualt start up sound changed to taps 12. Wall street brokers have stopped using apples stocks for toilet paper. 11. Newe slogan "Almost as good as Windows!" 10. Apple has bent over with its pants down so long, even Gates is bound to get lucky 9. Cute rainbow covered apple now inhabited by cute rainbow covered worm. 8. Windows comes out with a operating system incorperating Mac technology, um, wait... 7. Phone and Utilities start working, mysteriously, again 6. Steve Job seen tending bar at Gates lawn party 5. Diners at Macintosh staff now can enjoy their apple pie purely for its wholesome goodness and not as a symbolic act for world domintaion 4. Unsold newtons used as cobblestons in Gates driveway 3. Apple employee of month gets to hunt down change at Gate's house. 2. New apple dress code includes large 'property of bill gates' tatoo on ass. 1. Bill Gates still burned in effigy, but upper management no longer attends |