| You might be a caffeine addict if.... |
| You think the sleep is for the weak You've just had your 20th cup of coffee in twenty minutes at 4 oclock on a friday afternoon to make sure the milk doesnt 'go bad' over the weekend Your on a first name basis with Juan Valdez Your heart beats noticeably faster at the smell of coffee You wake up to Mountain Dew, then eventually slow yourself down to Jolt You drink decaf accidently and fall into a coma Sleep? Your heart only beats twice an hour, and your eyelids won't shut Mountain Dew is the stuff great decisions are made of You regard the fact that your hands are shaking is a good sign Your birthday is a national holiday in columbia You can't remeber the lst time you blinked You have to drink some form of a caffeinated drink just to get to sleep Your dip is expresso beans |